iccarus

iccarus


Everyday seems to get a little harder to smile and say "i'm fine, everything is ok"

— iccarus Report User
Ever seen an owl sitting? 2 comments
iccarus · 3 years ago
waiting patiently for story time to start
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Telling people you love them is never borning 9 comments
iccarus · 3 years ago
yeah she was, she hated that i picked up on it from the beginning
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Is the bike okay? 16 comments
iccarus · 3 years ago
poser
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Don’t know why but wife and I couldn’t stop laughing 1 comments
iccarus · 3 years ago
what's in the loot box?
Le gamer 2 comments
iccarus · 3 years ago
I got my son an xbox one a few years ago for Christmas, now, knowing that it would need to be set up, i did it the week before, did the updates, installed some games. Come Christmas, set it up, and of course it has to do more updates, like 700mb, and as my ex was too cheap to get fast internet it took a while, to which he said "This is the worst Christmas ever", I looked and said "ok, I'll take it back as you don't appreciate it." Little fucker.
Walking behind women 8 comments
iccarus · 3 years ago
was once walking to get lunch, coincidentally behind this girl, same walking pace, just a few metres behind, when we got to the last intersection, she looked at me, I said "don't worry, i'm not following you" , her reply was "Why not?"
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Quarantine has made us all face our true selves 3 comments
iccarus · 3 years ago
you can wash, but you still feel dirty
Kulkin presidency 2024 8 comments
iccarus · 3 years ago
there's not enough time, from during the nominations, he said a woman was brought into two companies that went bankrupt, her specialty was to bring them out of bankruptcy. She mentioned it was funny coming from someone that has claimed bankruptcy 5 times, to which he denied ever doing so, it's public record. Or during the initial election, he said he "loved wikileaks", but after the arrest of Julian Assange (I went to school with him), he was said he "knew nothing about it"
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Telling people you love them is never borning 9 comments
iccarus · 3 years ago
exgf, after a while, she just stopped saying "sorry", and kept on being a bitch
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Extremely 7 comments
iccarus · 3 years ago
ass is ass
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Telling people you love them is never borning 9 comments
iccarus · 3 years ago
yeah, just like when someone does something to you, and they say sorry. But then they do it again, say sorry, again, say sorry, it doesn't lose it's meaning at all. As long as they say sorry for what they did, it's ok.
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Kulkin presidency 2024 8 comments
iccarus · 3 years ago
being impeached cause no one agrees with him pardoning all his friends and family. Still remains to be seen if in the last days he steps down so Pence will be President for a day to pardon Trump also.
Kulkin presidency 2024 8 comments
iccarus · 3 years ago
as opposed to grabbing women by the pussy
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uwu 5 comments
iccarus · 3 years ago
tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth,
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Had a different vibe to it 3 comments
iccarus · 3 years ago
but snowflakes change, now it's snowflakes that can't handle losing
Meow 3 comments
iccarus · 3 years ago
why was @catfluff not tagged?
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Injurious legible heart-shaped Pig 6 comments
iccarus · 3 years ago
i don't think they make shoes that big
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Is... Is this true? 10 comments
iccarus · 3 years ago
in, not on
Ban 1 comments
iccarus · 3 years ago
i thought the singular white pixel was the banana, but then when i scrolled, I realised I have a broken pixel >.<
Rome for the first time in a while empty, due to coronavirus 1 comments
iccarus · 3 years ago
now's the time for those great photo opportunities without crowds of people ruining the shot
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Winged jetpack feb 2020 5 comments
iccarus · 3 years ago
without so much collateral damage
It's free, cant complain 5 comments
iccarus · 3 years ago
maybe it's a special brownie
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Mad Maxine 1 comments
iccarus · 3 years ago
really need to see a video of this
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Winged jetpack feb 2020 5 comments
iccarus · 3 years ago
but what a way to be remembered by
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Safest Motorcycle 11 comments
iccarus · 3 years ago
i'm curious as to how the lights work at night
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