this is great, but if he fixed it properly, he wouldn't need to return

"I'm Lovin' It"

this is a great idea if you don't want to share

reminds of an email we got at work. someone said that they wanted to order x amount of items and if we took credit card. no details, no contact number. A few days later, they emailed again begging for us to consider, as they were in a motorcycle accident earlier in theyear, and it was fatal, but they recovered.

understanding and trust go a long way. Also, realising that even though you both are happy, it still takes work to stay happy, from both sides.
Remember, love isn't a two way street, it's one way, both going in the same direction, not opposite.

i just woke up, and my sleepy eyes saw something totally different

and vegans will beg, "please, i'll eat your meat"

all she needed was peanut butter

so we're gonna have a remake?

well, it's good to waste the banks time

I would watch the extended versions without breaks of the LOTR if it was dubbed into this

had a friend who rebuilt carburetors, average 5-7 a day. But one day he wanted to test himself, he did 14, he was happy to know his limit. His boss, then demanded he maintain that always, he said he needed double pay for double the work, boss refused, so he quit.

better to manager your time better, so you can do more today, and not be stressed about tomorrow

ever wonder why olypians bite the medals? It's because the photographers hound them to do it for the photo

i'm gonna test this

colourful suppositories

girth is better than length