honestly, I wouldn't know where to start, what to say, but still curious to find out what's wrong

this really needs sound

i've noticed, if you understand someone's point of view, or understand why they did something, others just assume you agree with them

( )*( )

I'm sure he invaded her region later

and now you know why he's known as "ET, the Extra Testicle"

you can wear it, but don't sew it onto your own face, you'll get an infection

I was thinking of where i put my lip balm when i grabbed the roll on deodorant :/

you sure you're ok? seeing a lot of therapist memes

i'm in australia, do spiders count as bugs?

what about decimals?

cat's say "mine"

just woke up, i thought they were tentacles at first

it shits me to no end, when people are waiting in line, finally get up to the front, then decide to look at the menu. And in all likelihood, order the same thing they got the last time. And when it comes time to pay, oh that's a big surprise, and they get their wallet/purse out, go hunting for their payment method, because you know, they didn't realise they had to actually pay for their food

m'lady

@karlboll you ok there?

that look the kitty gives at 4:20 <3