iccarus

iccarus


Everyday seems to get a little harder to smile and say "i'm fine, everything is ok"

— iccarus Report User
Keep his wife's hair out your mouth 10 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
Will Smith had to do something, if not, he'd be facing the wrath of his wife for not doing something. If a man doesn't stand up for his wife when she's being insulted, is he worthy to be married to in the first place?
Color me tempted 10 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
need to chocolate coat them and give away as Magnums
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Please don’t kill me 6 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
i'm always thinking that about someone, depends on the day, time, mood, etc
Please don’t kill me 6 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
she's thinking how Julius Casesar died
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Can't fool ME 1 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
took me a second
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Yup. No doubt about it. 6 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
those drumsticks look juicy
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Smol Octo 12 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
well that depends on who's ass crack
I'm blinded by the light 1 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
Christina Ricci will be making a series based on her character, called "Wednesday"
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The perfect light switch doesn't ex- 4 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
funny thing is, it's just as easy to turn on a man as well
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Thanks Sly. Very cool 5 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
like a pearl necklace, bukkake style
Smol Octo 12 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
time to go to the beach :D
There's no war here 1 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
this the reason i no longer put socks in my jocks.
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Smol Octo 12 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
question, how long does it take for a baby octopus to dry out?
Thanks Sly. Very cool 5 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
like those giant sprinklers you see on a farm
An owl a day keeps the existential angst away 2 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
how many owls is that? asking for a friend
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I was around for 7/7/77 7 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
me too
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Maybe his arms were heavy 4 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
sad though, died at age 41
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Lol 5 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
needed help to tighten it
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Know the signs 3 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
i do tick a lot of boxes for a psychopath, but it's under control for now
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Thoughts? 21 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
not like the sun ave him his strength or anything
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Know the signs 3 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
I got 4 of them, is that bad or good?
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The trilogy 7 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
known them in the biblical sense?
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Cheap cosplay man strikes again 1 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
his make up skills is impressive
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This speaks volumes .. 8 comments
iccarus · 2 years ago
i'm referring to all the possible injuries that can happen, it could very well have been expanded since this volume
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