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400m race is pretty much too strenuous

i feel so bad for this guy

i'm so handsome

so my large intestines is a sausage maker

that's a goose

now i'm wondering what do seahorses taste like

Does Uranus have fleas?

so you can do this to anyone? doesn't matter if they're nice or not?

they're quite tasty roasted, gotta pull the wings off, but there's a fine line to over cooking them, if they split open, they're not as good

i'm not doing a good job of it

i do not shit like a rabbit, i drop bombs like it's pearl harbour

do you think they purr, moan or groan?

she has a hole that big, i'm not dating her

thought it was a bit butt plug at first, still could be though

you know it's bad when your ass is up and your head is gonna hit the concrete

as kids, we used to sell chestnuts, by the kilogram, at the time it was $6/kg, and we noticed some others were selling it at $4/lb. There are 2.2lbs per 1kg. they sold quickly per pound, than by the kg. So we marked it at $4/lb and sold out like that. We'd roast them also, just a handful, and sell that for $1.

i'm australian, and I never heard of this crap

hahahaha

never thought i'd read someone say, "I probably sucked 500 mouse balls"

if peta rescued them, only one of them is likely to survive the euthansia program, if it's lucky