that stunt double on the right, it's like the actor too precious to get injured, but throw another kid in there that doesn't matter

opinions are like armpits, everyone has them, and some of them stink

Anchovies

careful, the US will invade

you're* x2

closer to 98% kill rate when "saving" animals

Cupid's kettle drums <3

they asking for the brits to fire missles at them?

but i saw a post on facebook

they nicknamed him "Lucky"

it's about the size of their balls when they got there

i'm happy to report, that me and my fiance are nothing like this

i'm confused

na na na . . . . Batman!!!

sad thing is some people are going to believe this

happened to me, massive dump,. cold sweats, stood up flushed, and then i remember picking myself up from the corner, hit the bowl when i fell, bruised ribs, still dizzy, just slept it off though

but the problem is lining it up correctly every single time

i don't know, i'd like to see this happen

once you see it, you can't unsee it.
I looked, nothing, then i closed one eye and there it is.

chatting last night. my fiance asked me if i'd still love her if she was a gay

that codpiece