I read the "Oh hi girl who's making out with my son" in Tina Belcher's voice

UK dress codes are even more stupid.
Most dictate what colour your coat has to be, what colour your socks have to be, dress shoes, (Like what the hell, I'm going to school, not meeting the queen or going to work) no jeans, certain hairstyle, certain hair colour, etc.
I almost got in trouble for having a dark olive coloured coat, and I had a massive argument with the deputy head about how my coat affected my education, to the point that she stood in the corridor stopping me from going to my next lesson.
Oh yeah, and some boy got sent to isolation because his hair was too short. Like number two all over.
Public schools are such a joke.

Yes please. <3

You can't actually.
They send threatening letters like "PAY YOUR TV LICENSE NOW. WE KNOW YOU HAVE A TV. WE HAVE VANS THAT CAN DETECT TV'S" and that's basically all they can do.
Make sure to watch out for them phoning you up and doing a "survey" and asking you if you have a TV or phone, tablet, etc.
That's how they trick you.

This is legit what I do if I tell you to go away and you keep annoying me.
You have been warned,

My ghost
Where'd you go?

Any recommended Yankee candle scents?
I've only tried turquoise sky

Well Clara [REDACTED] so..

He's trying to find his selfie