I've done that before

I'd actually rather be pregnant than have my period. And I hate kids. I don't even want a kid.

I'm pretty sure it's the other way around...

It's because she's Russian. Did anybody catch that part?

Moon moon's cousin

Why is it sparkling? xD

To hold film!

Saying Hitler was successful because he killed Jews is like saying a whore is successful because she makes a lot of money..... Not very good, whatever.

Someone should add the Batman meme to this

I'd be more worried about the fact that you hAVE SNAKES LIVING IN YOUR BASEMENT

this is what I will see after I look at a pair of Vans now.... The square root of the answer.

correction:
*Great place to blog

Spiders are still the scariest thing on the face of this earth

Wot

I HAD THE PRINCESS RUG

Someone I knew asked a girl out that was obsessed with him and she started freaking out and screaming and stuff then he said april fools and walked away.

I bet you a man posted this

AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FO DAT

Is that Zayn Malik?