That would be really cool if they connected, it would be like the power rangers but with music

I had a turtle once until it died, his name was pebbles he was the bestest friend I ever had *breaks down and cries

Damn swing seat

*cries a little.
Ain't nothing gonna hold you down Keesha!

This is why you don't skip leg day

"Hey, yo, mike ima go get some joe and some yeast rings, wanna make it a twosome?"

It actually looks pretty cool, being the only one penetrating the sky pussy

At first I thought they cornered him or something and were gonna beat him up, but this is much better

I think most of us do that last one at any store

I love this commercial

This is exactly why the gator boys say not to do this at home

"I'm gonna ride you like you're my bi..."

Bro!

I hate to be a downer but summers still a whole season away :(

Fabulous

I feel ashy just lookin at it

Ha, lies! *turns phone 180 degrees

Oh yes, top 100 gadgets magazines says it's a must this year and placed in its top ten most wanted essentials

Wow the Obama cactus does not disappoint

"If you're not talking money, I don't wanna talk"

Super douché

Not today motherfucker, today you get to listen to the song of my people