He was also an idiot.

I wonder what Magaluf looks like...

Pineapple Kush

'Head in the stomach'

Or do a rain dance and you won't need a sacrifice, (don't do a sun dance because you need to pierce your chest to thongs attached to a pole)

It annoys me lots when someone on tinder only has photos of then from a distance

I love the 'Oh fuck off.'

Is it just me or is the image very out of focus?

Why didn't this use the expanding brain meme

Well now you could say he became a c*msponge

So on my Oyster card holder when I was 13, I used to keep my Oyster card plus all my other cards in it. One day I thought I lost the holder but I found it a week later with all my cards inside, but I learnt a lesson not to keep EVERY card in the holder, just the ones I needed for that day so if I lost it, I wouldn't lose everything

I actually did skip a few lectures on mental health and disorder

I remember Capri-Sonne too

I swear I've seen a different baby with the same words, looking unhappy.
http://m.funsubstance.com/uploads/original/275/275498.jpg

Dude It's either Koran or Qur'an