This is what our world amounts to

You never know

Wait what? So you mean you guys don't have a pakistani slowly rotting on your sofa? Oops.

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I'm calling the police

I named mine Alex

'Why is there a dead Pakistani in my couch' is a quote from the TV Show 'Lost'

Where in lost? Who said that?
Oh wait, I remember that bit. They were talking about Sayid. It was when he got shot by a tranquilliser, so Hurly took him home, and then his dad came in.

I don't know, but back in 2010 it was the first result after searching 'why' so I looked it up that time and found the short YouTube clip of it.
I've never watched Lost though.

You should

@morebacon you can't just give him a western name duh. I named mine Muhammad, in respect of his origin.
@sincere_milkshake you really shouldn't I'm taking good care of him. He gets a boiled potato every second day and I'm watering him on a regular basis.

I don't know why, but the bit about the boiled potato really made me laugh

See? It was unexpected cause not everybody treats his pakistani as good as I do. <3

But I just remembered that he's dead. Why are you giving him a boiled potato @mialinay?

Oh my god you can't just treat dead people like they aren't important.
#deadlivesmatter

Lol, dead lives. He can't eat the potato, is it rotting with him?

More like sprouting. Looks like a freaking jungle in my living room man.