carne_asada

carne_asada


Fake artist hooker. Basic thot from Las Vegas

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Onion girl 4 comments
carne_asada · 6 years ago
...no ;)
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I prefer pipes tho 18 comments
carne_asada · 6 years ago
“Wow, you’re thr second best person I’ve ever had sex with!”
Even if you have a d*ck 13 comments
carne_asada · 6 years ago
But I’m a 45-year-old man from Australia...?
Adulthood 5 comments
carne_asada · 6 years ago
40 hours is cute
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Accurate 2 comments
carne_asada · 6 years ago
The GTA lodig screens can give better head than her at least
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Perfect waves 6 comments
carne_asada · 6 years ago
Whoa, you got it. I guess we’re on the same...
Wavelength
*finger guns*
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Perfect waves 6 comments
carne_asada · 6 years ago
Waves like this don’t happen with much...
frequency
*pfft*
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You could have lived to 300 years old 9 comments
carne_asada · 6 years ago
1732 was 346 years ago, or 126376.5 days ago or 3033036 hours ago or 181982160 minutes ago. That’s 20,220,240 pieces of bacon. Say you are 20 years old. That’s 1,011,012 pieces of bacon a year, 2768 pieces a day, 2 every second. And i didn’t even account for the ~60 more years you are expected to live
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Abuse can happen in many forms 16 comments
carne_asada · 6 years ago
No no no I agree completely. I’m just saying a way to avoid verbal abuse is to make sure you both are honest and feel comfortable talking to each other about something you don’t feel comfortable with or if you feel abused. It doesn’t always work, but just a thought
I want to go in your mommy 2 comments
carne_asada · 6 years ago
That title tho
Abuse can happen in many forms 16 comments
carne_asada · 6 years ago
However, verbal abuse is a lot easier to deal with. Often times, the abuser is oblivious to thr fact that they are abusing. The best solution is to have an honest relationship where you two feel comfortable talking to each other
Dammit todd 2 comments
carne_asada · 6 years ago
They’re good dogs brent
Hell yeah 5 comments
carne_asada · 6 years ago
And sister
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No argument here 19 comments
carne_asada · 6 years ago
Two words: Teen Titans.
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That special moment when you are filled with shock and embarrassment 9 comments
carne_asada · 6 years ago
Ah, 2008 memes... the innocence
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16 irritating things that all ladies with big boobs will agree 23 comments
carne_asada · 6 years ago
Haha yes I relate how about those big boobs dont you love having big breasts oh boy
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Found a loophole 8 comments
carne_asada · 6 years ago
You must be fun at parties
USA! USA! 11 comments
carne_asada · 6 years ago
I mnow, some people are obsessed with “zero calorie foods” which they think means won’t make them as fag, which really measn it will make them fay, just won’t give them energy
Just gonna leave this here. Hope it can help someone! 39 comments
carne_asada · 6 years ago
The average citizen is more accurate than the police? What? You’d have to go through years of training to become more accurate than the police. Also what if the assaulter is somebody you know and you don’t want to fucking kill them? (
Sex is like math 5 comments
carne_asada · 6 years ago
Stop picturing taking of screens
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USA! USA! 11 comments
carne_asada · 6 years ago
For real tho, calories aren’t bad. It’s fat content and sugar that most people need to worry about.
Sex is like math 5 comments
carne_asada · 6 years ago
Take a fucking screenshot
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Just gonna leave this here. Hope it can help someone! 39 comments
carne_asada · 6 years ago
Ok... first of all, how would you train everybody. It would be nearly impossible. Second of all, whatever “training” normal civilians get still pales in comparison to the training received by police. I’d much rather have more police protecting me than a random college student with a gun. Third of all, many people, despite not being criminals, can’t be trusted with a gun, whether it’s due to poor mental health, alcoholism, drugs, etc.
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Just gonna leave this here. Hope it can help someone! 39 comments
carne_asada · 6 years ago
While this sounds good in theory, the truth is that not everyone can be trusted with a gun
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Uh....Wut? 7 comments
carne_asada · 6 years ago
The bible app is free
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