Uh....Wut?

Imagine going to church and praying to the lord- amen

The bible app is free

*obligatory in character sexual joke*

Scary Movie

I'm a top not a bottom

The scariest part is that spectrophilia is a thing. It's not only fangirling about Sebastian Michaelis, it's a 100% real paraphilia.

How is your church attendance and devotion to god?