You could do something artistic or... http://cosplaywind.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/death-note-cosplay5.jpg (I meant for the poem, just so it's clear)

It's blackadder

Umbridge was satan, Slughorn was a potions teacher who replaced Snape who couldn't get over his ex

Changing Tatum is...the spider hunter

Frog and cranberries it must be fall

Omg I swear that's the same name he used too (minus some words and caps lock)

There was an episode in 2000 that mentioned him running briefly but that's not the one in the picture. I looked it up because I have too much time on my hands :/

Apparently I woke up my dad once by laughing maniacally while on holiday so snap

Or Bo is God

Sadly in the system America has voting for a third party candidate is just as good as throwing your vote away because the majority of the country will always go for the main ones. That's why it's better to choose the lesser of two evils instead of choosing someone who may be good

Big fat quiz of everything, I believe

It's stars but it shows constellations when it's hot