That looks like bologna.

I would have paid for it, said don't bag it, opened it, and ate it raw right there while I looked directly in her eyes.

Would an Asian family have swords?
Can someone make that happen?

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug." -Rick James Bitch
Bonus comment: Canine on cocaine classic.

His face in the last picture is how everyone looks when they eat kale, stoned or straight.

Honestly, I think this is a little suspicious and it may just be a marketing strategy by Starbucks.
I mean, if you can get a bunch of people who claim to be offended Christians, then you get people to support you who arn't Christian, and Christians to support you to show they aren't like those others. And then, as a bonus, more and more people are talking about your product all across social media.
I'm not one for conspiracy theories, but I do have a degree in marketing. If my theory is correct, this is the best marketing I've ever seen in my life.

That is the Shia we all know and love.

And I've seen enough nature documentaries to know where this is going.
Cheetah jumps out of the bushes, aaaaaaand
Mènage à trois.

That's very similar to what I say after sex: "that's whalecum."

Cockout by: M Night Shyamalan

The most saddest girl in the world.
I don't always ride on bikes, but when I do I'm looking at a crescent moon.

This looks more like bipolar disorder than a healthy usage of time.

Thought it was a fake poop at first.

So much it makes my brain work slower.

I feel like the whole, "I'm not gonna dress up for an event" has been done.
Put on a tux, look nice, and look how you should feel: blessed to be there. Shit doesn't even need to be a tux, could just be a nice suit.