Your squad be like: 3 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
That smily looks either extremely sad, or an evil smile.
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WTF shutterstock 6 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
After 5 years on the force, Tommy couldn't pull the trigger. It ate him up inside to know that another criminal was going to walk free. Tommy had seen some shit.
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Something to cheer you up 11 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Thank you Yecharon for pointing that out and I apologize for being politically incorrect, Native American... But also Indian ladies from India... And Latino ladies... And ladies that are interested in me... And ladies not interested in me... Basically all ladies big, tall, short, and stout. All ladies.
The new Dyson hair dryer 5 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
"Thaaaaaaaaaaat's going on my dick." -every guy that has an object, not made for a dick, but has a dick size hole.
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How to parallel park your car 8 comments
Salem scout badge 7 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Cool fact I read recently about Salam. Everyone thought they saw witches because they were drinking water containing an algae that causes hallucinations growing in it. The entire town was tripping balls.
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How to parallel park your car 8 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
How do I get those red lines to guide me in? I have a Chevy 2000... Must just be on newer models.
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Something to cheer you up 11 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
I know what you mean. When I was 10 I was saved by an Asian lady from choking on some broccoli. Now, till this day, I have a thing for asian ladies... And black ladies... And Indian ladies... And red headed ladies... And ladies... Mainly all ladies.
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I'm feeling moody,so some gay spam might be incoming. 32 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
I agree, but I think she is referring to a heterosexual couple's kids being influenced by seeing two homosexual people being together.
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That baby face actor 17 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
No. Dog years means 1 of our years is like 7 to a dog, reverse dog years would be 7 of our years is like 1 year to that guy. If I meant he was aging backwards I would have said, "Oh my God it's Benjamin Button. Only he doesn't resemble Brad Pitt at all."
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Let's all take a moment to appreciate the fact that Narwhals are real 13 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Don't say that in the wrong oceanic circles. It's kinda derogatory.
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That baby face actor 17 comments
1932? 14 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
I don't know why, but ajhedges reply is hilarious.
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Don't get mad, pay it forward! 27 comments
Important message from a dad to society 6 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Hey! Are we related? My dad was the same way!! My dad is how I learned what not to do! (not that he was a bad parent, he just would have made a better uncle)
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Important message from a dad to society 6 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
As someone who is a stay at home dad, I can say with confidence, those men are dick bags.
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Don't get mad, pay it forward! 27 comments
One of the best quotes in the series 2 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Unless your Marty Mcfly, or that guy from butterfly effect, or the main character in the time machine movie... Or studying the origin of words, or the origin of anything. Or, in a history class. Other wise, look to the future.
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