It can be caused by a little piece of debris or usually a parasite that works it's way into their shell, and they coat it in a natural fluid over and over making it smooth and less irritating: it's a defense mechanism. This creates a pearl.

That's how we do it around here... The plants don't really care about the jizz... They seem indifferent.

Or the erection replaces the words that have needed to be said for a long time.
"Dude, I boner you," Jeff said, as his boner poked Matt.
"Jeff," Matt replied with a whisper, "I boner you too."
And the two left the establishment, ready to start their lives together...
Boner.

No!! Don't calm down!! That's just what they want.
"Flame on!" -Johny Storm (not an off color joke about homosexuality)

Oh!! Holy shit. Are you talking about the porn that must not be named?
If so, that is fuckin' funny.

My god. I just looked up images of rice cooker pancakes... I think I just masturbated to food.

Oh dude, it was like 5 years ago or more when I read that. I'd have to find the book. It was primarily the rulers of where ever that temple was. Rome- maybe... And I'm saying that with teeth clenched because I'm guessing. I'm bad with the geographical details. That part of the book just really stood out to me. Along with some poetry about how young boys were preferred. Pretty sick stuff.

Now see, you're learning. That response was funny. And it was tailored specifically to my taste. Kudos.

Well that escalated quickly.

I read about that... I think it was called Paul among the people. It was an in depth look at civilization and social norms at the time of Christ. (Don't know if your familiar with the New Testament and I don't was to be presumptuous) but there is a part where Mary is looking for Jesus (around age 12) and finds him in a synagogue and he's like, "mom don't worry I was with my peeps." But she was worried because it was common for young boys to be abducted and put to work sexually: bible doesn't talk about that history.

Type 2 Diabetes is also a side effect of being squishy.

Dude that's the joke. That he was using shotgun and not a "rifle." Obviously, it's possible with a shotgun.

That's what she said.

Everyone was naked back then. It was like orgy town, ran by a guy named Fellatio and his wife named Cuntalingous.

Nah son. That's a fat ass dog. Owner needs to walk it, play frisbee with it, take it outside, take it to the park. Basically anything is better than feeding it at this point.

I agree. The second it's done, someone would be pissed about the face paint and what it means.