If Jesus existed today 13 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
As someone with celiac, I can say that if I was starving I would eat the bread. It would be painful, and I would want to be dead, but it's better than starving and actually being dead. Also, if it was the same bread from 2000 years ago, it would probably be okay. It's a different kind of wheat.
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Light bulb 27 comments
Bulldozer vs Front Loader, They're Different 12 comments
Light bulb 27 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Absolutely, we use the term offended way too much now a days. For me, true offense only comes with there the other person is provoking my to become insulted; anything else is a disagreement of viewpoints.
"And, uh, I guess that's it." 5 comments
Sesame street fruit bowls 5 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Obviously you have never had the savory sweet taste of broccoli before.
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Light bulb 27 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
You know language is the only subject that change with time? New discoveries occurs in science, history, math, but they don't change. Language is always growing, evolving, changing, and can even die. It's probably the closest thing to an organism that isn't living and breathing. Humans certainly wouldn't be where we are without it, and it wouldn't exist with out us: it's almost a relationship of mutualism. So all that to say, the definition of the term "gay" has changed from happy to homosexual, to being used almost solely for gay men. But it will change again. And one that day you can say gay, or gaybie, or whatever you want.
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You can do it in one month 2 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
So time for a game: which one is the original?
I'm going with the one on the right.
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I'm going with the one on the right.
Can not be clean that fast 10 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
That would be terrifying. Every time it went off, I'd have to shower again... If you know what I mean... Just to be clear I'd shit myself.
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Measure all the things by how hard the llamas are thrusting 8 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
The zebra force team uses llamathrust powered by pure donkeystrength against the evil tyrant horsepower.
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Light bulb 27 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
"Did you know that gay used to mean happy?."- Michael Scott
See if Michael Scott said it, it's true.
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See if Michael Scott said it, it's true.
Poor little guy 3 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
It's like the sequel to "the Brave Little Toaster" call "the Lionhearted Luggage."
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Kaneki gives advice part 2 8 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Damn that's what I'm talking about! Show the other person your more of a psychopath than they are and tell everyone the other person blew a hobo in the bathroom of a gas station. With photoshop, literally anything has photographic evidence. Just like the time Matt Burn's mom blew me after graduation.
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GOT SPOILER ALERT!! 6 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Because it's FUUUUUCKING JON SNOW.
I don't even watch Game of Thrones, that is literally the only thing I can on say about it.
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I don't even watch Game of Thrones, that is literally the only thing I can on say about it.
Light bulb 27 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
"Did you know that gay used to mean happy? When I was growing up it meant lame. And now it means a man, who makes love... to other men."- Michael Scott
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Edited 8 years ago
We get it, you bike 8 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
He must of had brain damage along with it. That bike is ridiculous.
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Prohibition Isn't Working 2 comments
where is the library? 17 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
My bad. I meant he was throwing stakes down in a pack of backpackers who only brought their tents but no way to anchor them to the ground. Damn autocorrect.
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The big problems we used to deal with 6 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Or picked up the receiver and heard the screams coming from the information flowing through the phone lines.
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