The Galapagos Tortoises can go without eating or drinking for up to a year 7 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
I don't know, it's kinda basic knowledge that tortoises are pretty religious. It may be a statue to the great GOT (God of tortoises). Those little ones are in worshiping stance.
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How can wood be so metal? 28 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Sounds like an awesome tool for a villain environmentalist who wants to take his/her revenge on mankind. Like they are dressed in a badass hazmat suit and spraying the sap and shooting the fruits out of a double barrel fruit gun.
ENVIRONMENTALER
[]=€ ••••••••••••villain gun•••••••••••
Maybe over time they become immune to the trees power.
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ENVIRONMENTALER
[]=€ ••••••••••••villain gun•••••••••••
Maybe over time they become immune to the trees power.
Be lucky 4 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Oh shit! I never knew that. All this time I was blasting my stereo.
But seriously, thank you for the information.
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But seriously, thank you for the information.
The fist of iron! 9 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
That's why you get two. One of Bruce Lee on the one hand and one of Pamela Lee on the other.
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Don't Mess With This Owl 2 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
That's gotta be a band name.
Nest of Lemmings:
First track: walk off that cliff
Second track: follow me to the cliff
Third track: massive group suicide
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Nest of Lemmings:
First track: walk off that cliff
Second track: follow me to the cliff
Third track: massive group suicide
I'm doing important things 7 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
A woman holding a piece of paper With something written on it...
It's like you didn't even look at the post.
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It's like you didn't even look at the post.
(WARNING: VERY LONG POST) 38 comments
giant powdered donut teehee 5 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Omg. dogs can live outside because they have a layer of skin and fur that allows them to do so. (Breed plays a part, but omg, that dog is fine)
Omg. Better advice would be to take the dog on a walk because he looks slightly overweight.
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Omg. Better advice would be to take the dog on a walk because he looks slightly overweight.
The first ever 4 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
No..... One.... Gets burned like Gaston,
Call 911 for Gaston,
Some one find ointment for him to put on.
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Edited 8 years ago
Call 911 for Gaston,
Some one find ointment for him to put on.
I finished my new book way too fast...now I have to wait months for new content again... 44 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
I feel the same way about games. It's so bad that when I'm almost done, I start over with a different character without finishing it. Lot of RPG, which has a lot of reading... So that's kind of a book.
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Very True 8 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Don't do it in the bathroom. Murder is hell to clean out of grout.
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Can't argue with this logic 7 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
All my note worthy fun time, involved alcohol. Not a lot because I don't like to throw up, but enough alcohol that if it wasn't part of story it would seem strange.
One of the perks of working at Google 10 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Easier just to take out a massive life insurance policy (or several).
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You never know what really happens 11 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
I've heard about this. This 50 shades of gray stuff has gotten out of hand.
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Guy makes a boat from soda bottles 4 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Smart ass aside, it's pretty awesome and I'd ride in it in a heartbeat.
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Guy makes a boat from soda bottles 4 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Guy hits rock in lake, bottles bust apart, turtle eats bottle and dies, PETA shows up, and guy gets arrested for littering. That's how this ends.
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Truly an Inspiration 3 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
That's a twist ending... If this was M night Shyamalan he would be dead the entire time.
Spoiler alert. He's dead the entire time.
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Spoiler alert. He's dead the entire time.
Bulldozer vs Front Loader, They're Different 12 comments
Let's play a game called guess the activity 7 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Looks like your not allowed to:
Snow kick Or Cliff bike
But:
Upping
Dog swording
Air sitting
Weight shitting
And self Fellatio
Are all okay by the parks standards.
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Snow kick Or Cliff bike
But:
Upping
Dog swording
Air sitting
Weight shitting
And self Fellatio
Are all okay by the parks standards.
(And just to be clear I'm not advocating anything here. This is just what I have heard.)