It's also a young white Betty.

This seems like a horrible idea. It's like watching porn...
And that's all. Just sittin' watching porn without doing anything else...

That's so true... Except the size of the dog... Your shirt... The dogs preferred side... The lighting... But for everything else that is so true.

As a one in a million tadpole being launched out of a member into darkness. -the story of how I started by Illjusthavewater

When all you have are arms and a torso. That's the new title.

Fuck me, there is no way in hell I have the attention to follow your measurement map. I'll just use google.

Nah, but I'm eating spaghetti for breakfast.

"what? So I gotta sit here and eat my dessert alone like I'm fuckin' Steven Glansberg?"

This pun makes me sighangle

I spent way too much time wondering what "ERTY" meant before realizing that this was a picture of a typewriter and paper.

Matthew Perry looks like the mad scientist and host of a children's science show, Matt LeBlanc looks like more like Tony Danza than Tony Danza looks like Tony Danza, and David Schwimmer looks like Mr. Fantastic of the fantastic four. The women still look great... What the hell is happening with genetics?

I'll have have plenty of time to spend with my child... When I'm in an iron lung... At the hospital... Waiting for a transplant... Watching commercials about how other people need to stop smoking... And my daughter has second hand smoke induced asthma...

Well after reading the comments I now understand that these are not sewing needles...