Illjusthavewater

illjusthavewater


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When You Live In Amish Country 43 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Drugs were easier to get because you could be any age to participate. Mainly pot, but I knew a few kids on coke.
When You Live In Amish Country 43 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I grew up in a small town. Everyone was on drugs because there was nothing else to do.
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Parenting fail 6 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
That some deeply crazy shit.
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Happens way too often 2 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Nah son. Just act like you're the shit and go talk to her or him (I don't judge). Confidence will always make you look better, a good since of humor helps, don't smell like an armpit, and remember don't over do the confidence. There is a fine line between being the shit and being a shithead.
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Me too Clint, me too 25 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I love cats too!
Jk jk. I like vaginas.
The S7 can withstand anything!! 3 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
The guy is using a Neti-Pot. It's a thing that resembles a tea pot that you fill with warm filtered water and a table spoon of 50/50 salt and baking soda mix. Leaning your head over a sink while tilting to your left, you put the little kettle up your right nostril letting the water run through your sinuses and drain put the left nostril into the sink. Then repeat on the opposite side. It's pretty good for removing allergens and debris that may still be irritating your sinuses. There is also a bottle Neti-pot that you squeez. I've used them before but they kinda irritated my sinus.
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*CRINGE* (pls no click if u no like cringe) 35 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Yeah, I was thinking the weight of a person maybe jumping from a step or even running and tripping on something (then landing just right/just wrong) would create enough force for a pencil to puncture the skin. This is also one of those scenarios that had to happen just right for this outcome because pencils aren't the strongest objects.
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Motivation for yas 5 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Nah man, this one was posted by rwby_rose. Totes different.
Trump 8 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Dude please. I bleed red, white, blue, and justice, I eat regimes and piss democracy, I sweat free speech, and sleep naked because the only cover I need at night is the constitution. I'm a fucking bald eagle of freedom, I'm so American.
Anyway. Yeah, I'm American. I don't think we need another career politician in the White House, but I'm not sure Trump is the best choice. I think we live in a nation of outraged people who feel like they haven't been heard. So, to be heard they grabbed the largest megaphone they could find. So, yeah at first I was like, "this is hilarious," and now I'm kinda like, "we might be in some shit."
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*CRINGE* (pls no click if u no like cringe) 35 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Most pencils are made of cedar wood. Cedar can be found by the Great Lakes. 2. Pencil lead is made from a form of carbon called graphite. I looked it up for you.
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The future 9 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
This isn't the future. This is the now.
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This is the Lophius fish, also known as fish-frog, monkfish and sea-devil 7 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Fuck me. I saw it too and ignored it. Thanks for bringing it up, because of you hadn't, I wouldn't have had to closed out the comments and reevaluate what I saw. Which by the way resembles an owl... A sad owl surrounded by nightmares.
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I think I feel a cough coming on, see you next week. 7 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
2 slogans that would work:
1. With one simple sip, simply trade in your cold for withdrawals.
2. You can't sneeze when you're in a coma.
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Trump 8 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
This is a perfect example of how we, as a nation, have felt.
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Pokeball soap with a surprise 9 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I don't watch Pokémon, but I'd buy these. The problem is, these types of soap usually smell like a summers eve douche.
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When my teacher just said mathematically there are infinities bigger than other infinities 17 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Jimcrostation when you make comments like that, it's what causes people to slowly dissolve into darkness.
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When my teacher just said mathematically there are infinities bigger than other infinities 17 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I started to watch this... Then I realized that it's midnight, the video is 20 min long, and at this point in my life not understanding bigger infinities than other infinities isn't probably going to impact my general happiness in life (I'm pretty satisfied and happy go lucky). In fact watching that could lessen my happiness because that 20 min could be spent playing dragon age. But thank you. I put it in my favorites so I can forget to watch it later.
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When you donate blood 21 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
So tits are sweet and balls are salty. That sounds Sexist. But on the other hand people like salty sweet stuff all the time...
How bout saltysack? I think it has good alliteration.
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Why screw drivers are shaped the way they are 8 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
This post has changed my life. Thank you mysterious internet figure, whom I'm too lazy to exit out of this comment window and check the real name of. Thank you.
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When you donate blood 21 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
What is the opposite of sugartits? Like sweetsack, honeyballs, candiednuggets, or honeybakedballbag?
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Fun way to kill time at work. Favorite and come back to it later 7 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Nah, Xbox one is better.
I'm kidding, this is a really creative way to repurpose a program.
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Motivation for yas 5 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Harry Potter wasn't a documentary... How about, Harry Potter had an author writing, planning, and creating his destiny. In your life you're the main character, and the author; don't fuck it up and live a biography. Instead write your life as adventure.
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When you donate blood 21 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Anyone else think his thumb was a boner at first glance?
No... Probs not. Probably just me.
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racism 5 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Was I right? The woman is a black lady in white face?
The water challenge 17 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I drink a gallon a day. It's not magic, and it's pretty easy when you don't drink anything else.
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