Illjusthavewater

illjusthavewater


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Thug life level- Crow 12 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
They see me soaring, they hatin'
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When you weren't invited to the civil war 7 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I believe it's daredevil, but it's a really weird angle. In that picture he actually looks like the guy from Dawson's creek.
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When you weren't invited to the civil war 7 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I wanted to see hulk in the civil war. He was the main reason I watched avengers, and probably my all time favorite hero.
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Not so inspiring anymore 7 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
How is it not inspiring. It's 630 in the morning, I was gonna do some work today, but now after reading this I'm inspired to get day drunk.
Get ready to see my dick.
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Just hangin' 2 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Do pandas ever attack? I mean, I just always see them hanging, rolling in a ball like an armadillo, eating, and getting scared of their own farts.
But do they like, attack?
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Shining a laser through tea makes the beam visible in it 10 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
That tea appears to be of the dark side.
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What's your age again? 4 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Yeah. This hits me right in the heart testicals.
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The guy's expression at the back is priceless 10 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
The guy in back looks legit guilty.
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When you don't have a toast machine 8 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Toast machine... Toast... machine.
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Never let this die, never let this go away 41 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I'm pretty sure the red cup thing was a marketing strategy. I mean think about it, it sound stupid and you're still thinking about it 6 months later.
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When you donate blood 21 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Jesus guest
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Never let this die, never let this go away 41 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
That joke kills me.
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Hands free everything when suddenly 8 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Not everyone goes through those steps. So your nice soap smelling sparkly hands reach out, grab the handle, a handle that, was just grabbed by another dude who just handled his dick. You know have dick hands, and it's not even your dick. But don't worry, he may have taken a dump and now you have ass hands.
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Classic essay introduction 11 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I graduated college 10 years ago, so I'm not sure if that was a thing.
Bill Gates has been the greatest philanthropist of all time 8 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
"I'm a full on rapist."
"Do you mean a philanthropist?" -is always sunny in Philadelphia
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Classic essay introduction 11 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Your introduction should draw the reader in, and make them want to continue. I want to continue. I'd download a Trojan horse worm key logging virus off of limewire to read the rest. If the information after that is correct I'd give the student a pretty high grade. But professors don't do that. They look at you paper, write in un legible chicken scratch all over your works cited and give you a D. All because your paper was well written but the works cited wasn't in the correct formula.
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Unless you can't for medical reasons 39 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
You're thinking zombies dude.
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adds effect if you say it out loudly around people 7 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I am sofa king.
I AM SOFA KING WE TODD DID!
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Hands free everything when suddenly 8 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
That's why they need paper towels, and a trash can beside the door.
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My mom recently threw the video games make you violent idea at me. 10 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Yeah but FBI just said, "you're wrong."
Where you have explained it very well.
Unless you can't for medical reasons 39 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
But what if you come back as a ghost, and all your organs are gone. I may need my kidneys for ghosts pisses, I'll definitely need my heart so I can fall in love with another ghost, and if that happens I'll need my testicals for ghost babies, and my lungs so I can smoke ghost cigarettes.
I'm not sure if you can donate your balls, but still.
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Unless you can't for medical reasons 39 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
They say eyes are the Windows into the soul... No one is getting my windows.
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My mom recently threw the video games make you violent idea at me. 10 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I read a study that showed people that are more prone to violence become less violent after playing video games. Ultimately, the violence in the video games became a way for those people to feel a release of those feelings. So, although I see where your mom is coming from, the science really doesn't back up her logic. I'm also sure your age plays a factor in it, I mean if you're 13 and playing GTA 5 I know I wouldn't let my child play that. But not because I think it would make her violent, I wouldn't because I wouldn't want her to see the violence.
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The water challenge 17 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
It's a white plastic jug it's not see through.
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That's more of an enticement than a warning. 4 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
That cat is demon screaming right into my soul.
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