Accurate. Extremely accurate. 6 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
The cat guy forgot to show you his asshole while he was doing everything.
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How far we've come with video games 14 comments
Right there 56 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Hey I totally get it. Chinese culture has a wide range of insects you munch on. I would never bash anyone for eating bugs. They may be tasty. I'm just gonna pass.
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How far we've come with video games 14 comments
Our biggest problem 7 comments
Right there 56 comments
youdeveid if you liveded in the south 10 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
I live in the south. They wouldn't do that. They would just miss spell the hell out of it.
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It's close enough 5 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
There shouldn't be any more comments allowed after yours. You win.
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True 16 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
The forecast today:
There's a 50% chance we're gonna read some really sexist racist gay jokes, with a 25% chance of a shit storm, and 25% chance of panty bunching. I'ma sit back, wait, and see what happens.
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There's a 50% chance we're gonna read some really sexist racist gay jokes, with a 25% chance of a shit storm, and 25% chance of panty bunching. I'ma sit back, wait, and see what happens.
How to tip like a bastard 9 comments
The ugly truth has been spoken 6 comments
jonathan you seriously need a more flattering photo 4 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
"Complementary touching with each service:That's the Jonathan way."
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\(•~•)/ \(•_•)/ \(*<*)/ Be the crazy one! 12 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Stare at the girl long enough, and it's like something you'd see in the ring movie. Her eyeless soul pulling you in. Ladies be like that girl... But keep your eyes.
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im sick but hi everybody 5 comments
Never raise your arm as a Nazi salute in Germany 28 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Oh mayflower!!! Rejected son. Get all your little pilgrims, get back on the ocean, and head back to England. But keep your arms down when you sail by Germany.
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Poor guy 11 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Looking at the complex of the Thor probables, if you see past the 90g/Lcr you see a Fifth level Valaomore. Now look him directly into the eye and you can tell 102f/c is the correct mean net.
I'm just trying to sound as smart as @funsubstanceuser
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I'm just trying to sound as smart as @funsubstanceuser
Cops breaking traffic laws in Canada 9 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
I stopped believe in moose a long time ago, Canada is heading to the same category as moose.
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Yup, this is legitimately legit 27 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Yep. Sometimes I buy a steak and blast it with a twelve gauge.
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When it wasn't what you expected 4 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Yeah. I had a problem with glutton and it lead to a lot of digestive problems.
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How many sopranos 7 comments
When it wasn't what you expected 4 comments
illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
This has happened to me more times than I should publicly acknowledge.
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