Illjusthavewater

illjusthavewater


— Illjusthavewater Report User
Accurate. Extremely accurate. 6 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
The cat guy forgot to show you his asshole while he was doing everything.
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How far we've come with video games 14 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
That was hilarious.
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Right there 56 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Hey I totally get it. Chinese culture has a wide range of insects you munch on. I would never bash anyone for eating bugs. They may be tasty. I'm just gonna pass.
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How far we've come with video games 14 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I wish they would redo battle toads.
Our biggest problem 7 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I was hoping to just reply to someone.
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Right there 56 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I mean... I draw the line at insects and arachnids.
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When your armor doesn't match 4 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Skyrim
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youdeveid if you liveded in the south 10 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I live in the south. They wouldn't do that. They would just miss spell the hell out of it.
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It's close enough 5 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
There shouldn't be any more comments allowed after yours. You win.
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Meals 5 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
What the hell is that in the second picture?
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True 16 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Which punchline are you?
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True 16 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
The forecast today:
There's a 50% chance we're gonna read some really sexist racist gay jokes, with a 25% chance of a shit storm, and 25% chance of panty bunching. I'ma sit back, wait, and see what happens.
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How to tip like a bastard 9 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I love English verbiage "Knob."
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The ugly truth has been spoken 6 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I think that quote is dead on.
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jonathan you seriously need a more flattering photo 4 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
"Complementary touching with each service:That's the Jonathan way."
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\(•~•)/ \(•_•)/ \(*<*)/ Be the crazy one! 12 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Stare at the girl long enough, and it's like something you'd see in the ring movie. Her eyeless soul pulling you in. Ladies be like that girl... But keep your eyes.
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This is science 2 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Yikes
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im sick but hi everybody 5 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I was thinking frozen, but ceramic works.
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Never raise your arm as a Nazi salute in Germany 28 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Oh mayflower!!! Rejected son. Get all your little pilgrims, get back on the ocean, and head back to England. But keep your arms down when you sail by Germany.
Poor guy 11 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Looking at the complex of the Thor probables, if you see past the 90g/Lcr you see a Fifth level Valaomore. Now look him directly into the eye and you can tell 102f/c is the correct mean net.
I'm just trying to sound as smart as @funsubstanceuser
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Cops breaking traffic laws in Canada 9 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I stopped believe in moose a long time ago, Canada is heading to the same category as moose.
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Yup, this is legitimately legit 27 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Yep. Sometimes I buy a steak and blast it with a twelve gauge.
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When it wasn't what you expected 4 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Yeah. I had a problem with glutton and it lead to a lot of digestive problems.
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How many sopranos 7 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I thought it was a joke involving Italian mobsters.
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When it wasn't what you expected 4 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
This has happened to me more times than I should publicly acknowledge.
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