Now I got to go fuck an apple to attract a doctor?

I miss Parks and Rec.

This is creepy as shit. Nobody gonna be partying to that.

Yep. And his IPad matches.

Maybe he just wants your nuts.

That's bedazzling at the next level.

Usually he's the on blasting ass, and that's why I notice him.

It's ironic that in each one of thes pictures the parents are completely absent.

Get sucked out and die.

What a powerful point.

Words don't contain any natural power. They only contain the power that you give them. Cunt and twat, for example, are more commonly used in England than the US. Even in the United States the term God Dam* is more offensive in the south than the north. The point is, language acceptance in different regions, ethnic groups, and a social cliches. You can't impose your own offense on someone else, especially on the internet which involves the worlds population.

But not Hindu. Those folks wouldn't be able to sit there without trying to convert everyone at the table.

That's actually a tortoise. It's a common mistake.

Someone keeps posting orgasmic pictures. This is the first one I have seen that belongs in that category, and it's not even part of that series.

"They see me floatin' they hatin'"

When that happened to my first girlfriend it freaked me out. But then I found out it was just a normal process.

Awwww look at that squirrel giving a piggyback to the other-
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