Illjusthavewater

illjusthavewater


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When you finaly get your pets trust 7 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Our cat can't be around mustard bottles, due to a rogue drop that landed on him during turkey sandwich incident.
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Bish you thought 3 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I'd never wear that Salmon colored jumpsuit to answer questions.
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Wheres the media coverage on the loss of lives? 49 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
We need birth control
Well that explains it 2 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Because the driver is missing. Plot twist.
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Can't argue that logic 6 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
"You are what you eat." Do not become what you hate.
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this is wrong 2 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I'm very laid back. This gives me a panic attack.
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God bless him 14 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
That's true. Definitions definitely change and time is the biggest huge factor, but social level, region, race, and even families play a roll into what words mean, and whether certain words are appropriate or not.
I have no words 14 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
What type is this this?
Type 2, it's type 2 Diabetes.
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The inside of this guitar looks like an apartment I can't afford 3 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I seriously thought this was the interior of a ship from the original Knights of the Old Republic.
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Who would have thought? 5 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
As if we all thought he might be a rando black guy.
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I have found my calling... 13 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
The dude in upper right went full velociraptor.
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He's gotta be from the UK, or at least Australia 12 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I kind of feel like Jason Borne is our James Bond.
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"Again" 7 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I think I might gerbil my way across the ocean this year!
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Done doge 3 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
That dog has human eyes... It's weird.
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It would be majestic 37 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Did you ever catch the animated series on MTV?
That's how I was actually introduced to The Maxx... And eon Flux but I still have no idea what that was about.
Awesome dads 6 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
This is great!! My daughter has yet to grow any hair, but I have been practicing pony tails, braids, and combing on my wife in the meantime.
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i want to be this teeny tiny dog 6 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
I just want to punch a bear. no reason.
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Every weeks 4 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
And then you call in sick because that mistake is worst than being sick.
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They Aren't Mutually Exclusive 14 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Is that an intentional or unintentional joke based on race?
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oHMYGOD 10 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Yeah, I'm a dad. I would have never done this. I would have used my own ass.
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It would be majestic 37 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
YESSSS!!! And the out outback.
I'm kinda a huge Sam Keith fan, and have all the of "The Maxx."
It would be majestic 37 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Reminds me of the comic book "The Maxx" by Sam Keith from the 90's.
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please understand this about me 14 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
They just love you. It's not that they don't trust you, they just don't trust the world to not hurt you.
Unless they said, "we don't trust you." Then my statement is null and void.
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It Just Couldn't Have Been Said Any Better 24 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Change it to something classy like Khloe.
God bless him 14 comments
illjusthavewater · 8 years ago
Guuuuuuuest. Don't be an asshole.
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