I wish someone would put all this together and make some sort of Fruit-enstein monster.

This looks like the color palette, of every dress worn by a black woman on the Cosby Show.

Farted in the tank. And from that day forward no one hung out with fart tank frank.

Just wait. Elections are coming up.

That's why I have blow torches all around my house.

Instead of a diagram, it should all just lead to: too late already sent.

Is this hoodie made of wax too.

I love parks and rec. I just got done watching all the way through for a third time.

If your date is a 12 year old boy.

I was playing GTA online once, was in a helicopter, and spotted a guy in a jet coming my way. Not having a head set, I could only hope he knew what I was thinking, so I flew straight up, jumped out, and started parachuting. He flew right up and I landed on his plane. It was a glorious moment.

Sport in the front work in the back.

One of these is not like the other.

For recess today Po will be wiping floors with a wet cloth, and Lan you will be washing windows.

I'm getting my chicks some water,
Chickens love water.

Looks like smurfs will be "coming" soon.

I have a friend who does the same thing... But he's a Gynecologist.

This should be NSFW. I almost hungergasmed.