What about the 20% of uncertainty?

Mexican people

Guest, if you don't get the joke, someone will explain it to you. I mean we have some nice folks here, and if you don't understand just ask. I cant imagine this being a new thing for you though. You seem like you're probably behind a lot of people on an intellectual level.

Asian people

Try loading sims 4 on a computer running Windows 95... Amiright?!?

@newgirl you do you. I will say, everything blows over, and if there is an argument, you can't take it personally because no one knows you personally.
For example, I pretend to be a dad and have a family, but in reality I'm a terminator sent from the future. I do this in my down time between trying to save Sarah and her son, and fighting other transformers... Wait wrong movie franchise.

Oh my God she came back with a username!! Welcome new girl!!!

My bad! It's fixed.

Well, hopefully that person would have a medical professional perform the procedure, but yes. I read an article about it. It was pretty sad because the guy was married, and you can't have sex after the penis removal, and it's not like they give you a vagina. (I literally can't explain what the doctors leave you in place of your penis because I couldn't picture it from the description but I know t wasn't a vagina, and it was painful)
Anyway, the good new is that I believe he is one of the few people who have had a successful penis transplant. So it has sort of a happy ending.

I talked about it with my wife, and we both agree as our daughter gets older we will probably be using them at major parks (Disney not a national park), or at the zoo which we go to a lot. I think they get over used, anywhere there are a lot of people. The bad thing is that the leash makes parents feel like, "don't have to watch my kid, gott'em on dis leash." when the leash is more of a safety net not a ticket to freedom.

There is actually a kind of penis cancer. I thought I had enough to worry about in life.

Guys this meeting of the minds is a good one. Guest, you could spray fart on every morning. Literally anything is better than patchouli.
@rosalinas: a cannibal, vegan, and Asian walk into a comment thred... *****Someone finish this joke*****

It's a thing parents do. Gives the child freedom to walk around (independence is important) but keeps them safe from walking into traffic, being snatched up in the crowed. Probably would of been a good idea for anyone kid that fell into an animal exhibit.

They probably taste dirty, with just a hint of patchouli.

It's a shame that every time I see something inspirational I automatically think, "wow... This probably isn't true." Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand then it isn't true. I'd say about 98% of the time it's not true.

"Got a full 45 min." Elf