Illjusthavewater

illjusthavewater


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A glitch in the Matrix 12 comments
illjusthavewater · 7 years ago
It's definitely not the same image of the person (unless someone has some magnificent photoshop skills that goes beyond cutting and pasting a person, and they can actually turn the person like its a 3-D image). It's a different image of the same man, that's why the wrinkles don't line up. The indicator is the flaw (patch work on left leg under the pocket on the figure closer to the photograph) that's the same, only it's on the right side of the figure further away from the photographer: reversed image.
And don't worry if you get downloaded, the matrix isn't real.
A glitch in the Matrix 12 comments
illjusthavewater · 7 years ago
It is. However, one of the men (same man) is an image that has been mirrored. If you look at the man's left pants leg (closer one) you see where he had patch work done, and on the image further away, it is on the right hand side. It looks like a white "v" shape.
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Unwanted visitor 12 comments
illjusthavewater · 7 years ago
If there is 2 things I've learned I this life, that is: 1. The best way to get people to believe in an all loving God is to tell them how much He doesn't love them.
2. If you want people to understand where you're coming from, you gotta tell them how wrong they are. In fact, get in their face and scream it. Hell, you should even get in their way not letting them pass you without telling them how wrong they are.
(And for those who don't know this is sarcasm)
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Shoot or don't shoot? 6 comments
illjusthavewater · 7 years ago
I really hope this goes viral so people get a chance to see just a microscopic part of the decision police officers have to make. I commend the news station too, because usually this isn't the side of the situation they report on.
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When fashion shoes takes it too far 16 comments
illjusthavewater · 7 years ago
Maybe
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When fashion shoes takes it too far 16 comments
illjusthavewater · 7 years ago
Yep
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The ultimate life hacks compilation 2 comments
illjusthavewater · 7 years ago
Most of these made me quietly laugh to myself.
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Because of scary movies 19 comments
illjusthavewater · 7 years ago
I'm a grown ass adult and if I forget to check before I sit down, nothing is gonna happen.
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Beautiful village that doesn't have any roads 7 comments
illjusthavewater · 7 years ago
Because it's not Atlantis, it just doesn't have road. That's like saying, well they have roads, why have a sidewalk.
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The only cultural shock in the US & Canada: No handheld showers?! 21 comments
illjusthavewater · 7 years ago
That bottom pic is about right... Little more hand on cheek spread, but it's accurate.
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Go to a doctor first because that doesn't sound healthy.. 14 comments
illjusthavewater · 7 years ago
Just told my wife my asshole throbs for her... Didn't go well.
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Lion vs Butterfly 5 comments
illjusthavewater · 7 years ago
At first I thought someone had ripped a hole in the picture right over the lions nose... And then I realized I'm an idiot, and I need to read the title.
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Beautiful doggo 4 comments
illjusthavewater · 7 years ago
Dude it's 2016.
He "Better Get Ready To Die" then ;D 5 comments
illjusthavewater · 7 years ago
He was on aqua teen hunger force too.
PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY!!!!!
I have friends but sometimes I think about this and I wonder if I'm just a weirdo 15 comments
illjusthavewater · 7 years ago
Oh God, you're that guy that keeps talking to me about random life events.
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Arthur is the best 7 comments
illjusthavewater · 7 years ago
Damn. Arthur dropping mature truths everywhere.
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Beautiful doggo 4 comments
illjusthavewater · 7 years ago
That is a good looking car.
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This list seems a tad off.. 16 comments
illjusthavewater · 7 years ago
The majestic red tits.
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Loaded Tater Tots. Sweet f*cking Jesus 7 comments
illjusthavewater · 7 years ago
The picture alone raised my cholesterol to an unsafe level.
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Awesome hair dye 4 comments
illjusthavewater · 7 years ago
I thought the swirls were eyes, and this was a hair monster at first.
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8 years of presidency will do that to ya 14 comments
illjusthavewater · 7 years ago
Damn he got so stressed he went full mirror image of himself.
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The resemblance is uncanny 14 comments
illjusthavewater · 7 years ago
Liam in lizard form.
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That's the most evilest thing I can imagine 23 comments
illjusthavewater · 7 years ago
Goooooooooooooal!
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He cant Stan this anymore 5 comments
illjusthavewater · 7 years ago
It's... Pretty... Punny.
The best cheese 7 comments
illjusthavewater · 7 years ago
It's basically toothpaste with a cheesy flavor.
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