I- I generally don't understand a word he's saying-

I work at a bar and once this woman asked for a large (250ml) glass of a shiraz. She watched me open a brand new bottle, measure out 250ml, then pour it into a glass. She tasted it, then said. "Actually I'll just get the bottle" so I was like oh awesome, and I handed across the bottle with the other 500ml in. She stared at me, she stared at the bottle, she stared at her glass, and then said.
"That's not my bottle" and I was like-?? She said "You've poured some more out there's way less in there than there should be. Wine bottles are a litre."
I could explain how I tried to convince her there is 750ml in a bottle, but long story short, I had to get her a fresh bottle and tip the glass i originally poured for her away as wastage.

This is absolutely brilliant.

I would absolutely sell my friend's soul to bring Dabi to life just to have him probably choke me to death or somet and I think that's where my problems in life began.

time to draw this but with hawks from mha

was about to say it's too early to be attacked like this but then i remembered it's nearly 4pm cause i sleep away most of my days

I would cross seas just to have this man as my professor

Am i just super dyslexic or was that really hard to read. It's a horrible fact and I hate that's how things are at the moment but like, it took me seven reads to get it.

fresh idiot is me once i've put on a nice outfit and some fit shoes

i am **squints** 48 weeks late but... Captain Levi?? No?? I'll show my weeb ass to the door

i am **squints** 48 weeks late but... Captain Levi?? No?? I'll show my weeb ass to the door

I do feel bad for using amazon so i tend to only use it for appliances and very basic things that are made on mass. For things like merchandise and posters and art etc I avoid amazon like the plague and go on sites like etsy where I know I'm supporting an artist or creator who is starting from the bottom

my first project looks like shit but i use it everyday so i don't really mind

I'm failing to see the joke in this

Using Excalibur in a post about Excalibur... another human of culture I see

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that

uSE THE LEFT RING, SHOUTO

i'm getting tomb raider flashbacks rn