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Psychological Weirdness 28 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
I always imagined Sonic running along the fences n' stuff :)
Shots fired 16 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
Battle of Toro 1476 :)
Handwork....!! 11 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
And clearly not everyone is a linguist.
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That moment you saved the game before fighting the final boss 3 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
Saving the game in Alien: Isolation when the thing's telling you 'Hostile nearby'
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Hmm very interesting 29 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
Knowing me I'd be stalked by an xenomorph for the rest of my life.
Thank you Alien: Isolation!
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Saddest movie scene I ever wached 11 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
Oh yeah XD Sorry! I shame myself I do XD
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Saddest movie scene I ever wached 11 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
That's not entirely true- Paul (tom hanks- the main guard) basically said that they would work hard to get him out of jail.
John Coffee (the guy being executed) WANTED to die. He said he couldn't handle the pain of the world and how cruel humans are to each other. Can you imagine it? If you could feel every hateful word spoken, every bullet, every knifewound, every whispered goodbye as another person slips away...would you want to live?
Plus no one was given a properly fair trial due to lack of decent evidence and scientific investigations.
This film has pretty much nothing to do with racism.
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Imagine doing this everyday 10 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
She wasn't there when I went to do that!
Don't give up your life because of one person 4 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
Ah, yes. But if you let someone think it's okay to steal $10 then they'll think, hey! What's the harm in stealing $20?
Then $50.
Then $150.
People are greedy, you've got to have some control.
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Pretty accurate 31 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
A world where humans never existed might look like the bottom one.
But if humans just disappeared now all our nuclear reactors, with no one to maintain them, would probably explode. Those buildings wouldn't just disappear and after some time they would just topple to the ground. The place would still have all our waste left over, oil rigs would collapse.
It would only look like the bottom one after hundreds upon hundreds of thousands of years.
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Name for it? 11 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
Looks like venom got a bit bored with Peter XD
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It can lead to health problems or a trauma if something leaks in the classroom 27 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
I don't blame a teacher for being like "Dude, it was literally just lunch time/break time. Why didn't you go then?" Because I know what they mean with that and it must be annoying having your lesson interuptted loads. But I think they should still let you go.
I'm trying to write things down for when I become a teacher (hopefully!) so that I can be the best teacher XD
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Life is the leading cause of death 7 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
Life:
The gift that stops giving when you stop appreciating it.
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I think I've found the dumbest man alive 58 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
Maybe he's not exactly clever but a lot of guys aren't taught about this kind of thing. It's mostly down to ignorance in many cases but there are some guys who don't know simply because they aren't taught. My old friend had a brother who thought this exact same thing and didn't understand tampons or whatever because his school didn't teach the boys about things like these and he'd never had a girlfriend.
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How to sew a button 1 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
I thought this might go somewhere coraline related so I had my trusty pillow at my side XD
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I would definently watch this show.  11 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
Then it should be revealed to the parents (should the toddler say yes to the money) that the money is to only be given to the kid when they're 18 and can decide what they want to do with it without their parents choosing it for them :)
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Feelsubstance warning... 12 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
This actually produced tears. THAT IS HOW NOT OKAY THIS IS!! :(
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Three bridges cave, lebanon 8 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
My computer doesn't like it and I can't be bothered subscribing to another website XD
Three bridges cave, lebanon 8 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
Right this is so weird because I have not thought of these caves in so long then the one day where I look through my old documents and find a word document with the name of them on it, there's a post about them on here O.O
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When you get past the shell, we're all the same 12 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
Rain is slightly acidic, as is your saliva and when you suck an M&M for ages the coating slowly comes off doesn't it? So yeah.
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DC fans urge to shut down rotten tomatoes 14 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
Just enjoy the film or don't enjoy the film. I agree RT can be harsh but there's no need to get upset about just because they didn't like two DC films. They've been cruel to other films too. I'm going to watch Suicide Squad regardless of what they say. Just like I didn't watch Batman vs Superman simply because I didn't want to watch it; not because of what they critics said.
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Change in wardrobe 11 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
God bless America <3
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"Pffffttt!!! YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT" 9 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
My dad doesn't know any better, bless his soul
"Pffffttt!!! YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT" 9 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
I went to watch Civil War with my dad and my dad was leaving right as the credits started and I had no choice but to go with him and I had to apologise on my way out so people wouldn't glare at me D:
BUT!
Then I told my dad I left my jacket, ran back in and got to watch one of the credit scenes and someone wearing a Cap t-shirt legit gave me a thumbs up XD
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Finally 18 today :) I'm looking forward to doing this 16 comments
illusion666 · 8 years ago
Ah yes, that will be a fine day
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