"They laughed at me. They said 'Sandra you don't need a jeep you live in the suburbs', 'the only off-road you'll meet is at the gravel car park outside of football practise.' WELL THEY WERE WRONG!"

The water at my gym literally tastes like heaven. It comes out cold, and fresh, and the fact that you've earned it doing a thirty minute run on the treadmill makes it even better.
Though to be fair, I never liked water and I used to drink a bottle of pepsi max everyday instead but then I forced myself to drink water instead and my skin has cleared up so much. Plus I actually like water now and fancy it.

Dolphins aren't the only animals to protect humans. Animals work on instinct and in some cases, if the cries for help of a human sound like their young, the protective instinct is triggered in many animals. There was that case where a young girl who'd been kidnapped was protected by three lions.
Also, when I'm sad and crying, my cat will get up from wherever he is and come lie on my chest, purring without me even having to stroke him. :)

I want the hat on the left, damn that thing could keep the sun off me real good

Worst thing is when you go to the gym and then go for a shower hoping to look fresh afterwards only to come out and your face is STILL bright red!

I still have no idea what is going on with these two guys, which one was which (before this post) and why they hate each other so much :)

I'm agnostic because I don't care. About anything.
Literally.
Like I don't even know why i'm telling you this

Because if you're staring at my tits you won't see the knife...
-insert jaws music-

On the last one-
"I am the only dragon you should be reading about human..."

I had one, tried to save money, realised I had no money, ended up taking the lid off and just putting the same pound coin in over and over again so I could dream I was rich.

I absolutely fucking love this film!

Doing Julius Caesar for my Historical Investigation and this got a snort out of me lol

I'm assuming red lobster is kind of like wetherspoons in England- like a chain restaurant?

The only way it could get more British was if he was carrying a newspaper with fish and chips in it in the other hand!

The issue with the fight for equality is that people but too much importance on things. No one makes a fuss if it's a man-led film but if it's a woman-led people start screaming feminism n' shit. If you want to be equal, treat a woman-led film as you'd treat a man-led one.

Good guy David Beckham. I think it's important to stop celebrity kids going off the rails too early. It's not their fault because it's bound to happen when you grow up in a world famous with millions of people knowing your name but that just makes it even more crucial that the parents do something to protect them and take time out of their busy lives to actually make sure their kids are doing okay. It's sad really in a way because I know I would hate for people to always know me.