illusion666
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2000 years later and still relevant AF 14 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
Cicero was a hypocritical knob unfortunately. One minute 'the people!' the next 'oh no the Republic!'. The Romans were incredibly fickle and Cicero was no exception.
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New Meme compilation 11 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
I hate how I could relate to this when I saw this the first time 3 years ago, and now, finding it in random, I can still fucking relate to it. My teachers promised I would see progress!
Queen of wasps 14 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
I go to an all girls school and I can gladly tell you that a group of girls would quite happily kill each other. It's /painful/
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Can't argue with that 14 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
I didn't want big boobs so I could make other girls jealous or whatever. I wanted big boobs so my cat could sit on them :D
unfortunately I just have to carry him around normally like a peasant
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unfortunately I just have to carry him around normally like a peasant
Wee bastarts 5 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
I don't remember my potato smileys looking like they'd been possessed by the demon from insidious
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This is how it's done 12 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
They were going to have a completely new actor and I think that would have ruined it more than a little bit of crappy green screen. I'd rather Chris Evans looked a little bit off for the first half hour of the film than they bailed on it.
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Gamers will get it 7 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
I could be walking around the map for bloody donkeys not being able to find anyone then RIGHT at the moment I decide to reload, I DIE
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Lol 4 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
I mean if they're gonna kill you anyway, what's the worst that can happen? I'd be ready to try all sorts of crazy shit
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Proved suicide 16 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
Reading this comment 2 years later and absolutely pissing myself laughing thank you so much
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Supermarket removes all foreign products 46 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
^^ Correct
Racism stems from ignorance (as well as other things) and if you show people just how empty their lives would be without people from across the globe, they might just start to understand. Hospitals in England for example would incredibly understaffed without foreign doctors and nurses.
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Racism stems from ignorance (as well as other things) and if you show people just how empty their lives would be without people from across the globe, they might just start to understand. Hospitals in England for example would incredibly understaffed without foreign doctors and nurses.
Equuality 12 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
If that's the first time she's hit him then he's hit her, I would say it's a toxic relationship at that stage. Not abusive. Just from reading this, neither has complete power in the relationship but I cannot deny that it is not a good relationship.
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Everyday event 9 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
I'm really sorry to hear that. I'm glad that you intervened instead of just leaving them there, you weren't to know what she was doing int he beginning and it's hard to stand up to your family. We always used to use bark chippings and Marmite loved those; she liked burying herself under them then sticking her head out again. I'm impressed by the variation in species that you've owned! I've always wanted a bearded dragon but I know my cat would not like it. He's an old cat now and wouldn't get along well with any new creatures.
Everyday event 9 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
Marmite was a ball (Royal) python too! Lovely snakes, aren't they? I had to give her up because she started getting angsty with me. I was too young to look after her properly and we couldn't provide the facilities for her to breed either so we sold her to a nice man. I only wish I'd bought her more recently so I could have appreciated her properly.
Maybe something is about to go down 12 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
Hacksaw Ridge was phenomenal. To be honest, I think he's a good actor and he did well as Spiderman, he just wasn't awkward enough to be Peter Parker.
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Broken side mirror fix 4 comments
Everyday event 9 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
I used to have a snake (she was called Marmite - because you either love her or you hate her) and I used to love it when she drank from her water bowl. I could always see her throat contracting ever so slightly but she barely broke the tension on the surface of the water.
Not like my cat who gets water all over the kitchen floor when he drinks.
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Not like my cat who gets water all over the kitchen floor when he drinks.
A falling tree missing a car by inches 5 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
"They laughed at me. They said 'Sandra you don't need a jeep you live in the suburbs', 'the only off-road you'll meet is at the gravel car park outside of football practise.' WELL THEY WERE WRONG!"
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Delicious water 11 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
The water at my gym literally tastes like heaven. It comes out cold, and fresh, and the fact that you've earned it doing a thirty minute run on the treadmill makes it even better.
Though to be fair, I never liked water and I used to drink a bottle of pepsi max everyday instead but then I forced myself to drink water instead and my skin has cleared up so much. Plus I actually like water now and fancy it.
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Though to be fair, I never liked water and I used to drink a bottle of pepsi max everyday instead but then I forced myself to drink water instead and my skin has cleared up so much. Plus I actually like water now and fancy it.
Awesome fact about dolphins 23 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
Dolphins aren't the only animals to protect humans. Animals work on instinct and in some cases, if the cries for help of a human sound like their young, the protective instinct is triggered in many animals. There was that case where a young girl who'd been kidnapped was protected by three lions.
Also, when I'm sad and crying, my cat will get up from wherever he is and come lie on my chest, purring without me even having to stroke him. :)
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Also, when I'm sad and crying, my cat will get up from wherever he is and come lie on my chest, purring without me even having to stroke him. :)
I want the one on the left 7 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
I want the hat on the left, damn that thing could keep the sun off me real good
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I'm dying 8 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
Worst thing is when you go to the gym and then go for a shower hoping to look fresh afterwards only to come out and your face is STILL bright red!
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Conor McGregor is more savage 18 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
I still have no idea what is going on with these two guys, which one was which (before this post) and why they hate each other so much :)
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