illusion666
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T I m e. I s. R e l a t I v e 9 comments
illusion666
· 6 years ago
I finish my a-levels before I turn 18 if that means anything lol
It's the most wonderful time, of the year 12 comments
It's not medicine, it's Pepsi 5 comments
T I m e. I s. R e l a t I v e 9 comments
Share your story in the comments 30 comments
illusion666
· 6 years ago
I constantly feel like there's something watching me when I'm in bed so I would absolutely hate sleep paralysis, kudos for anyone that has learned how to control it.
Finally Encouraged Myself Into The Meme Making Business 6 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
In English Literature, we did a timed essay in both sides of the course (so one essay on Hamlet, another on a gothic extract) and on one day the next week, I had lessons with both teachers. In BOTH classes they gave out my marked essay as an example answer and it was horrendous. Everyone was glaring at me for being a nerd :( BUT, I tried not to let their glaring get me down too bad because y'know. Two A* aint' nothin to complain about considering I got a C in my mock lol
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Nailed it 4 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
I'd like to say that I can relate but in reality that information is meaningless because there are millions of people who can relate and therefore our existence is insignificant. Every meme we see, every witty comment we read... it.means.nothing.
But in other news my cat licked my face today and that was cute.
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But in other news my cat licked my face today and that was cute.
17 Actors Who Massively Transformed Themselves for a Role 9 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
The ones where they lose large amounts of weight are actually quite scary to look at. Like Chris Hemsworth, Liam Neeson and Christian Bale. Charlize Theron looks like a completely different person in the second picture! It just shows you the lengths actors are willing to go to match the personality and looks of their characters.
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You are ancient 23 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
My Xbox 360 is currently getting fixed for the red ring of death as well lol. PS4 is better than the xbox one but I can't suddenly swap consoles so I'm going to stick with my 360
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Tokens! 7 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
Yeah he did, looking forward to see how he handles a standalone film though I have no doubts he'll do well.
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Tokens! 7 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
Well looking forward to it! I haven't watched the trailer because I love it being a surprise but i can't wait - Black Panther is a very interesting (and awesome) character
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The Moon's Name 9 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
Probably derives from the Elizabethan ego-centric view of the world that everything revolved around us as well.
Need advice 29 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
The issue I have is that I go to an all girls school and have done for nearly 7 years now. I could never approach a guy, I need someone to smile at me first so I can smile back and then they start the conversation. I try to make the first move but it just feel so difficult doing so.
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relatable 24 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
I might try bloodbourne out once I've got through some of my other games. I'm determined to finish dark souls, though it's not my kind of game.
I'm absolutely sick at Dishonored though, not to toot my own horn lol
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I'm absolutely sick at Dishonored though, not to toot my own horn lol
relatable 24 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
Honestly I just spent the whole game rolling away from enemies. I'm definitely not cut out for Dark Souls!
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More words = better 4 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
Also known as waffling which my teacher absolutely slaughters us for. There is no way to win!
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With all that music festivals. 17 comments
Can't get more accurate than this 9 comments
Good guy waiter 2 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
I used to work at a Spanish Tapas restaurant (in England) and for the most part, I said the names of the dishes with confidence and with a spanish accent because the English people had no clue I was saying most of them in a dodgy way. UNTIL...I served tables that were quite clearly Spanish or Hispanic and I would meekly say the dishes in English for fear of getting that look of 'you have no idea what you're doing do you' :D
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Hey the more you know 12 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
It's not quite as satisfying unless you know that you're purposefully wasting electricity through your own ceaseless procrastination.
Hey the more you know 12 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
I wonder what people opened and stared into when they were bored if they didn't have fridges
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2000 years later and still relevant AF 14 comments
illusion666
· 7 years ago
No it doesn't, I'll agree to that lol. It's incredibly true, though why Cicero thought he had any right to complain about that when he was a politician as well is beyond me.
I was having a debate about the Romans with my history teacher and he just groaned when I mentioned Cicero.
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I was having a debate about the Romans with my history teacher and he just groaned when I mentioned Cicero.
