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Whos cutting onions? 9 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
My cat is about to turn 13 and while that's not that old, he's never acted like a young cat and he struggles going down stairs even now. I'm heading off to uni soon and I'm so worried that he's going to die whilst I'm gone because he follows me around the house, talking to me and sleeping wherever I am. I'm worried that he's going to pine so much that he just dies and it'll break my heart if I get that phone call. I've had him since before i can remember and he was my only friend when I went through problems in lower school. I can't bear the thought of him leaving me.
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Hit me 2 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
if you're me you'll completely forget to loot this room and go into the boss battle with two shot gun shells and a bunch of useless grenades which you always just blow yourself up with.
Anyone else do this? Just me? Awesome.
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How to spot an idiot in a movie theater 8 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
I always stay for the first one post-credit scene but the people I go with never want to hang around any longer so I treat the second one as a surprise I get to see when i buy the film :)
US Navy is using Xbox controllers 16 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
wait I'm sorry I didn't mean that I still want a PC for my birthday
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US Navy is using Xbox controllers 16 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
HA! take that PC master race
Unprepared for adult life 6 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
I'm genuinely shook that some people didn't do this before school every single morning
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T I m e. I s. R e l a t I v e 9 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
I finish my a-levels before I turn 18 if that means anything lol
It's the most wonderful time, of the year 12 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
Or you're watching out for ghosties
It's not medicine, it's Pepsi 5 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
Is this how the people who love coca cola and hate pepsi are made?
Tokyo Ghoul 27 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
corpse party yaaas
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T I m e. I s. R e l a t I v e 9 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
June over here, can guarantee prom will be before I turn 18 though
Share your story in the comments 30 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
I constantly feel like there's something watching me when I'm in bed so I would absolutely hate sleep paralysis, kudos for anyone that has learned how to control it.
Don't invite Scene over he pees at sleep overs 5 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
he'll ask your sister out just so he can cheat on her
Finally Encouraged Myself Into The Meme Making Business 6 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
In English Literature, we did a timed essay in both sides of the course (so one essay on Hamlet, another on a gothic extract) and on one day the next week, I had lessons with both teachers. In BOTH classes they gave out my marked essay as an example answer and it was horrendous. Everyone was glaring at me for being a nerd :( BUT, I tried not to let their glaring get me down too bad because y'know. Two A* aint' nothin to complain about considering I got a C in my mock lol
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Nailed it 4 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
I'd like to say that I can relate but in reality that information is meaningless because there are millions of people who can relate and therefore our existence is insignificant. Every meme we see, every witty comment we read... it.means.nothing.
But in other news my cat licked my face today and that was cute.
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17 Actors Who Massively Transformed Themselves for a Role 9 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
The ones where they lose large amounts of weight are actually quite scary to look at. Like Chris Hemsworth, Liam Neeson and Christian Bale. Charlize Theron looks like a completely different person in the second picture! It just shows you the lengths actors are willing to go to match the personality and looks of their characters.
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You are ancient 23 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
My Xbox 360 is currently getting fixed for the red ring of death as well lol. PS4 is better than the xbox one but I can't suddenly swap consoles so I'm going to stick with my 360
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Tokens! 7 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
Yeah he did, looking forward to see how he handles a standalone film though I have no doubts he'll do well.
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Tokens! 7 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
Well looking forward to it! I haven't watched the trailer because I love it being a surprise but i can't wait - Black Panther is a very interesting (and awesome) character
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The Moon's Name 9 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
Probably derives from the Elizabethan ego-centric view of the world that everything revolved around us as well.
Need advice 29 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
The issue I have is that I go to an all girls school and have done for nearly 7 years now. I could never approach a guy, I need someone to smile at me first so I can smile back and then they start the conversation. I try to make the first move but it just feel so difficult doing so.
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relatable 24 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
I might try bloodbourne out once I've got through some of my other games. I'm determined to finish dark souls, though it's not my kind of game.
I'm absolutely sick at Dishonored though, not to toot my own horn lol
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relatable 24 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
Honestly I just spent the whole game rolling away from enemies. I'm definitely not cut out for Dark Souls!
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relatable 24 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
All the dark souls
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More words = better 4 comments
illusion666 · 6 years ago
Also known as waffling which my teacher absolutely slaughters us for. There is no way to win!
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