Dumb Facebook posts 3 comments
imacompleteturd
· 11 years ago
Then you can meet our son the anti-christ. He will be the superior being knowing how a mortal and immortal work. With his ravishing demon powers he will have the human race under his thumb in no time. Oh and did I mention satan and I are now happily married and proud of our offspring? Thanks!
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Lifetime quote 1 comments
imacompleteturd
· 11 years ago
You got this from the unfortunate son didnt you? You diiiiiiiddddddddd
I can now die in peace 6 comments
The Lakes of Mount Kelimutu, Indonesia 2 comments
No Student Ever 12 comments
imacompleteturd
· 11 years ago
My mom was like, " honey, you gotta go to the doctor." I said ," YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MAKE-UP WORK THERE IS!? AND YOURE A TEACHER. YOU SHOULD KNOW."
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Don't touch me 5 comments
Where is this? I want to be there right now 7 comments
Trolling easily offended people 11 comments
imacompleteturd
· 11 years ago
I just look away but if youre doing that in a dairy section i will slap you
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Divorce 31 comments
imacompleteturd
· 11 years ago
My parents divorced when i was nine so ive began to devote my life to be as happy as i can be so i can make anyone who felt my pain silly and goofy like me
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Good protection for the little sis 12 comments
Oh those colonists 22 comments
Good protection for the little sis 12 comments
imacompleteturd
· 11 years ago
My brother says ," shut up. You talk to much." Nice to know he cares!
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