Yes the holy banana has awoken the new forbidden fruit

Why isn’t there an alternate universe where cats are humans and humans are cats.

Get a chocolate cake with sprinkles. They’re delicious

I agree. This is a lot worse than death. I wonder if the devil is actually pit bull, and he’s waiting for you to die so he can infinitely blast music in your ears.

Vegans beware. This a warning. Bread is being made with cow meat.

Why is a law teacher doing this?

This is a pun worth sharing. Thank you for that

So you go pee and you worry about waking up the entire house by it’s so loud and then someone stumbles into the bathroom to ask what ur doing and they see you peeing and you both think, “we take this to our graves”

But why? Bill Gates is a nice guy.

Which one of these things is not like the other?