immortalapple
I am an Apple with magical powers. One of my many powers is immortality. Yes, you may bow before me and my glory.
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A functional tattoo concept that turns arm into a ruler 5 comments
immortalapple
· 7 years ago
Normally the legal age of tattoos is close to the age where ppl stop growing (depending on the country tho)
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That is one brave cow 17 comments
Star Trek text posts [12/?] 2 comments
immortalapple
· 7 years ago
I have those except I have a 4th that explains the plan back to me like I didn't come up with it
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Just getting a casual ride home 10 comments
This opens so many possibilities 5 comments
immortalapple
· 7 years ago
Ah yes let's put vegetables in this grease contraption so people will think I'm healthy
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How do you steal a tank in the first place? 3 comments
immortalapple
· 7 years ago
For starters I tend to take a helicopter. (Most take planes but I'm shit at landing those) then you just land at the base/prison/wherever and take the damn thing
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Bbq time 8 comments
immortalapple
· 7 years ago
Oh god Christmas is canceled Santa's out of business Rudolf is dead and Mrs.Clause is beating the elves
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Horton heard a b*tch 6 comments
Really though. Its true 7 comments
immortalapple
· 7 years ago
I was in the first group that tried this. we only got bruises on our sides. The second group... Now that's where it got messy. One kid split his skull open to the point of having a piece of it on the ground and another kid broke his leg and one her arm trying to jump off
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Paperweight that holds your book open 11 comments
Based gigguk twitter comp 6 comments
Experiment with photosynthesis 3 comments
immortalapple
· 7 years ago
Wouldn't the plant form not only too little oxygen but form it at too slow of a rate?
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So Why Aren't We Funding This? 15 comments
immortalapple
· 7 years ago
Yeah they are! But imagine not having to sit next to someone who takes up half your already small airplane seat
Really though. Its true 7 comments
So Why Aren't We Funding This? 15 comments
immortalapple
· 7 years ago
There should be a seating arrangement where people of the same size have to sit together on the plane
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Relatable #6 - In and Out. We go in, and then we go out. 6 comments
immortalapple
· 7 years ago
As I've spent the last few days without usage of my nose, I am very appreciative of it
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