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People excuse 3 comments
imposter123 · 6 years ago
I know the lateness of this comment, but I have to make the friendzone clear.
It doesn't really exist in actuality. The friendzone that we all hear about is just guys thinking they're hinting enough to get their crush to notice. But then there's the people that have made moves, and were turned down, but still want to hang, the person that was rejected then continues to show affection and make moves, but continue to be turned down, then have that person turning them down turn around and make all the bullshit posts on facebook or other social media thanking them and saying that they hope they find someone just like them that they can date. Those are the people that a really "Friendzoned" they're stuck, and the people doing it to them are assholes.
What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away 12 comments
imposter123 · 6 years ago
I know this is late, but who else would much prefer a view like that than some of the night stars?
Such a cutey. 7 comments
imposter123 · 6 years ago
That's an Opossum, me and an american friend had this argument a while ago,
Possum: http://www.outlawyarn.com/uploads/5/0/5/8/50584339/9275751.jpg?296
Opossum: http://www.nhptv.org/wild/images/virginiaopossumforestrydavidcapeaert.jpg
I'm aware that the opossum is commonly referred to as a possum in the US, but it just confuses me when I see those comments XD
..I'm speechless.. 10 comments
imposter123 · 6 years ago
The string of words he used may come across as he is telling him to "kill himself" in a literal form, but the meaning behind it was, kill yourself by doing drugs
All hail the laserbird! 7 comments
imposter123 · 6 years ago
Jesus, that was 2 years already
but seriously, there was a memelishious one coated in pepe and other thing.
And this is why we are thought to not exist :D
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Incredible Tomorrowland bracelet 10 comments
imposter123 · 6 years ago
2017, turn out to around 400,000 people. I reckon it's worth the expense...
Time to travel halfway around the world for this once in a lifetime opportunity.
It's The Clearest Water In The World 2 comments
imposter123 · 6 years ago
Vv smol fishes, or they just didn't grow in it due to the freshwater and isolated conditions
scottish twitter part 2 9 comments
imposter123 · 6 years ago
Why's iOS10 changed the gun emoji to a water gun? When I use the gun I mean I literally want to kill myself, not squirt my temple with some tap water
I'm fluent in scottish-english ;)
Reusing old things 6 comments
imposter123 · 6 years ago
Damnit, you didn't get the song reference, oh well. I don't actually know where this place is, but I could try find it.
EDIT: I just found it, it's called Lindisfarne, or "The Holy Island"
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Reusing old things 6 comments
imposter123 · 6 years ago
We watched the sunset over the castle on the hill ;)
Quietest room on Earth 17 comments
imposter123 · 6 years ago
A room as quiet as -9db causes hallucinations as you can hear things the human ear usually can't, and since your brain knows it's not in the room it begins to create imagery. it becomes so drastic that it can cause insanity and mental breakdowns.
The amazing new technology called books 19 comments
imposter123 · 6 years ago
Mainly because it costs next to nothing to distribute digital copies, but it costs money to print paper
Lenticular Clouds over the Remarkable Mountain Range, New Zealand 6 comments
imposter123 · 6 years ago
Gorgeous place ain't it
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It is 15 comments
imposter123 · 6 years ago
it's in an interview, and on a post here somewhere...
Apparently it makes you a gentleman now 14 comments
imposter123 · 6 years ago
"Politeness has become so rare, that some people mistake it for flirting" - Unknown
It is 15 comments
imposter123 · 6 years ago
Bendydick Cum-on-my-baps
(Nickname a friend of his gave him)
Viz advice mallard 12 comments
imposter123 · 6 years ago
Some digital clocks auto set their time based on the location of the clock (internet)
A wild meme appeared 5 comments
imposter123 · 6 years ago
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
oh well
same thing
Never noticed this! It gets darker every season! 21 comments
imposter123 · 6 years ago
Why not?
it does get a bit repetitive the show, but hey, Daryll keeps bringing me back ;)
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Never noticed this! It gets darker every season! 21 comments
imposter123 · 6 years ago
Read the comics and maybe you'll find out their fates ;)
A wild meme appeared 5 comments
imposter123 · 6 years ago
My boi, you do not XD
you fucking lawyer wannabe
Heartsmith 60 comments
imposter123 · 6 years ago
Down the darkened alley,
A quaint store sits shrouded in shadow,
The home of the heartsmith this store is,
Here he fixes your broken hearts,
Big or small this shape or that,
He fixes the hearts you break,
Or at least, he tries…
There are some, too broken to fix,
Too shattered to repair,
And every time he explains this,
He grows reserved,
Clutching his fist over his heart,
Knowing the only way left to fix the shattered heart.
He tells them to return the next day,
Saying the heart will be fixed,
Leaving them unaware of his sacrifice,
He tinkers away, pulling a single perfectly shaped chunk from his heart,
To fix what has been broken,
In order to right a wrong,
He fixes hearts,
By sacrificing some of his own,
This is the story of the heartsmith,
Who gave the remains of his heart,
To a girl less fortunate,
A girl, without a heart,
So she may live, although he will die
This is the story of the heartsmith,
To people who help, at cost to themselves
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The more you know 18 comments
imposter123 · 6 years ago
if there were no inhibitors on your muscular strength, you could break your hand just by clenching it into a fist
Height difference 15 comments
imposter123 · 6 years ago
The basketballers on the edge of the line, are rather tall for the average woman, standing above 6', and the cheerleaders, depending on where about in the world they are, stand 5' or less due to the amount they get thrown around to prevent too much straining on the people throwing and catching them
SAY IT 177 comments
imposter123 · 6 years ago
Slep toight pupper