Who was dumb enough to believe there were cookies in there? The first time I saw one of those times with cookies blew my mind

Pretty sure I've gotten this from my cable company

a product of their environment

You did, you just didn't realize

The Simpsons has been on for 30+ years. Going with the things we thought were crazy at the time.
It's so scary that so much has come true.

Great shirt

My old project manager was covered. He was no chef

First chance I get I'm stealing the tellers pen

What's this?

The comma is in the wrong spot and another is missing wtf

Who she?

A religion I can get behind

That's a fucked up pool

Should have bought that boy a sandwich

No

Gave him a story for life with proof

The best Olsen

Middle person is taller now