Calling all bankers for the answer.

First chance I get I'm stealing the tellers pen

Also the string is usually too short, so writing left-handed is a pain

They... put your money in a vault. They also don’t leave their money lying around. If they did leave money out- it would undoubtably be chained or secured. So I suppose, it makes sense the people you pay to keep things secure would also keep their own things secure? I mean- why do they keep your money in a vault? Do they not trust you with money? Well... no. They don’t. People literally rob banks. Maybe not you- but it’s s tad late to secure things after the thief has made themselves known no?

I accidentally drove off with the plastic tube thing from the drive thru one time.