Wallace. Had lots good talks with older coworker... he retired 8 years ago... I'm missing his funeral today because have to watch my parents & 3 nephews who are visiting and someone has to be the adult.

Print & frame that, it erupts next year.

Thus why I practice ambidextrous.

Swon.

Did a shift in ER for EMT certification years back. Woman came in every weeks saying she can't poop. Dr's examine, not impacted. Prescription laxatives h fiber. SOMEONE.. Googled symptoms and got prolapse uterus. "Oh yeah, my DR said I had that 15 years ago and it would be fine. Is that whst the problem is?" 4 surgeries to correct.
During these visits, she feel like heart attack, ALL tests say no.. her son insists go to cath lab... 95% blockage requiring 4 stents in coronary arteries 3 months after her cardiologist gave glowing stress test results.
(SMH) if your disease / disorder / injury doesn't fit the 95% of all historical ER cases... good chance they don't know. (Shakes medical magic 8 ball) House M.D. is a TV show, not real.

Fuzzy picture of Godzilla.

I'll take glory on the battlefield, sword in hand against impossible odds.

Rolling up sleeves so better to fist uhmerrica by.

Fury hath consumed they which had been give keys to the realm of infinite knowledge but also responsibility for debugging.

Rafael Edward "Ted went to Mexico" Cruz, Jr.

Of what?

Someone has a disturbed definition of "pound".
This plate, which should weigh 45 pounds, weighs 56 pounds. Am I understood?
The 100 years war lasted 110 years. (Yeah, we good).

Electricity is dangerous dammit!

Velma? (Boobs, tats, thigh-highs, TIGHT Sweater..) (heavy breathing)..

Fuzzy attempted murder fly.

Have you considered politics?

Rain is grouping of non-interconnected particles thus not a "surface". Waterfall however...

Dude! ... that is a LOT of cocaine, even for programmers.

Hulk smash... one.

Wh... what's swimming in it?

In your own LAN party

STILL waiting in line at the DMV.

Fffffuuuuuuukkkkk. THAT...that right there... (smh) ... that. (Wheeeww).