You are a good man, anon. Thank you.

Marv?

Uh, yeah. In about 10 minutes the soup will be cool enough to eat. YOU on the other hand, will never chill to "coollness" <-- that's called a BURN.

The hat is insult to sharks in general. How would Terry the fat shark feel if you called him but "that" name? Shameful.

Pevvvvww!

Who saved a full big Mac from 1980 to compare to?

They're gonna try see if you car shape fits in a round tunnel.

You have friends in dark places. Open a window to let in the light.... and out the smoke.

These are the new dimensional portals since the spec committee disallowed the use of locally source blue flagstone.

Judas was a time traveller historian who hung around the crew of Apostles after he outed the original Judas and then had to bad fortune of being required by bootstrap paradox to fulfill the role of betrayer. (Judas walks up to Jesus, 30 coin in bag) Dude, I'm sorry, wibbly wobbly timey.. (J-bird interrups) "bro, I know, s'all good. What'cha'gotta do. I'm ready. Write the truth about me, no magic hero shit. Just truth. Hide it. Someday it'll all be out. Peace bro."

What do you mean this isn't Moscow, Russia in 1996?

Regular Coca-Cola has same effect and is less suspicious to carry in bulk for.. "picnics". Should be mixed with the... "cookie dough" while it's mixing but regular sugar mixed with water is much less noticeable than either.

Wholesome good until you see who's locked in the basement. (Peter pumpkin eater... the maniac killer of gourd persons).

(Oo).. no.. no it was not. This is what 0.00002% of television version of "teens in the 90s" looked like. Do NOT believe the AI generated propaganda! They want you to think 90s kids were as stupid looking as the 2020s. Geezus.. (<-- oh, haha, I get where the confusion over gif / jif comes from now - made muhself laugh).

...as long as their spouse, children or LLC business partners can trade on stocks they gain inside information on .. right? Yes, support the annual audit of all elected officials too.

One brake check from head back up her ass.

This is the meme I use to explain to normals what my brain is like 25/10.

So you make people attracted to men..

They should vote and elect a leader to do this expedition and update every failure on all social media platforms. Upon cresting Everest, the must each carry down 3 bags of trash or one deceased climber.

Congratulations.. my father and I have literally nothing in common nor any such wholesome experiences.

Wasn't American, republican, or gun owner.. didn't HATE the poor, supported paying taxes you owed, said not to judge people for their sins.. that was God's job... BUT... when he did attain the power to heal the sick.. did he ask about their insurance coverage? Also unlikely. BUT.. did he encourage vast wealth and selfishness? Yeah no.