From kindergarten to high school I was constantly being bullied because my parents liked a different college football team and all (I mean literally ALL) of my shirts were maroon & white. 7 Christmas in a row I asked for blue shirts.
When I was 8 my mother complained my shirts kept getting ripped. Explained it was kids beating me up. She said "just don't ever get into a fight. Run and they can't get you." Explained how 3 kids played football and can't outrun. "I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT, JUST DON'T EVER GET INTO A FIGHT."
"But what do I do if I think they're going to kill me..." "THEN YOU DIE! Just don't ever get into a fight where I'm going to have to put up with it!"
I was third smallest kid in class counting the girls. This was 32 years ago and I still carry it with me.

This is history worthy of a Ron Swanson meme.

HEADLINE: Richest person in U.S. now broke, 114,000 workers laid off to cover executive compensation. 12,000 stores closed. DOW drops 2,000 points.
Yeah, that's a great idea; and if you think "we won't allow executive comp... the the richest person in U.S. will be the guy recycling $14,000 a year in beer cans while Mexico and Canada now have 200 billionaires each and U.S. is where the world comes for robotic work force due to infinite college degrees and zero skilled labor.
Also, taxes are supposed to take a fair portion of your income to cover how much of public utilities and services aided in your income. Beyond a point, about 34%, what taxes take is less than what you receive and businesses go where taxes are lower.

Do you want Sword Art Online? 'Cause that's how you get Sword Art Online....

Face it, we ALL just want to wear the white & black to shoot ewoks. Just give in to the dark side.

...are we not even going to talk about how the tattoos got sharper images? That guy turned blurb into beard!

Manga / Anime thing... which came first, the anime or the cosplay?

There is still time to work out an Adam's Family 2021 (30 years) where Wednesday is head of the household. Maybe thing is obsessed with his fit bit.

That game is bullshit. Someone came to raid my base so I shot them, other players came and asked me "why?". Availability of guns and hookers is wildly exaggerated and the admins crack down on anyone who forages on another person's declared homestead.
Graphics are ok at best and I desperately want to play as another character, one without a steady job, income, and health; smoker, drinker, ho plinker... gun totin', don't GAF blowin' every day like it's the last.

I am fully willing to be your dear friend and dive upon that fugly girl on the right so you can chase the ... "female?" of your dreams. I am a loser and that is sort of girl I deserve.

As unofficial emmisay to Earth, every time the aliens want to make contact with humanity they have to check with me first. I showed them this, they sighed and said "maybe next year." Then I pointed out 2020 was an election year... next attempt 2022.

(Sigh) the left "eye" of a plug is the common contact. Same as the ground so won't shock you at all. The "right" eye will give you a hard tingle in the U.S. (120 volt) and throw you to the floor in Europe (240 volt).

Remove the $10 billion and replace it with "give us a list of your 100 worst enemies and we'll spend up to $10B to hunt them to death.. but you get nothing." SPIIIINNNNNNN!

This misses a fun opportunity. What if Frankie wanted a place to play with other kids imaginary friends but needed an adult to run it for tax and legal reasons. That means Madame Foster... is the imaginary one.

Film legend says virgins are safe from all killers. With social media what it is, there is ZERO chance someone won't be filming a virgin sacrifice, thus virgin is safe.

All well and good until some idgit goes and tries to "swim" next to it for some spiritual epiphany. "S#!t, I can't FLY!! This was a mistake, this was a mistake, this was a misaaaakkkkkeee, Ground!" Aghhh, hippies raining from the skies.

Charles Lee Ray

Seeing this I feel as if this enclosure was possibly not designed to the required specifications. Snow leopard: I sleep all day, pose for pictures on rocks, fed regularly and part of mandatory breeding program. Me: I retract my observation.