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Woken 20 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
Yes, I am now 6 ft, 290 pounds and the number of people trying to beat me up has dropped significantly.
Woken 20 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
From kindergarten to high school I was constantly being bullied because my parents liked a different college football team and all (I mean literally ALL) of my shirts were maroon & white. 7 Christmas in a row I asked for blue shirts.
When I was 8 my mother complained my shirts kept getting ripped. Explained it was kids beating me up. She said "just don't ever get into a fight. Run and they can't get you." Explained how 3 kids played football and can't outrun. "I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT, JUST DON'T EVER GET INTO A FIGHT."
"But what do I do if I think they're going to kill me..." "THEN YOU DIE! Just don't ever get into a fight where I'm going to have to put up with it!"
I was third smallest kid in class counting the girls. This was 32 years ago and I still carry it with me.
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When I was 8 my mother complained my shirts kept getting ripped. Explained it was kids beating me up. She said "just don't ever get into a fight. Run and they can't get you." Explained how 3 kids played football and can't outrun. "I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT, JUST DON'T EVER GET INTO A FIGHT."
"But what do I do if I think they're going to kill me..." "THEN YOU DIE! Just don't ever get into a fight where I'm going to have to put up with it!"
I was third smallest kid in class counting the girls. This was 32 years ago and I still carry it with me.
When you show peasant rebels mercy in CK2 8 comments
Hunger games for capitalists 6 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
HEADLINE: Richest person in U.S. now broke, 114,000 workers laid off to cover executive compensation. 12,000 stores closed. DOW drops 2,000 points.
Yeah, that's a great idea; and if you think "we won't allow executive comp... the the richest person in U.S. will be the guy recycling $14,000 a year in beer cans while Mexico and Canada now have 200 billionaires each and U.S. is where the world comes for robotic work force due to infinite college degrees and zero skilled labor.
Also, taxes are supposed to take a fair portion of your income to cover how much of public utilities and services aided in your income. Beyond a point, about 34%, what taxes take is less than what you receive and businesses go where taxes are lower.
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Yeah, that's a great idea; and if you think "we won't allow executive comp... the the richest person in U.S. will be the guy recycling $14,000 a year in beer cans while Mexico and Canada now have 200 billionaires each and U.S. is where the world comes for robotic work force due to infinite college degrees and zero skilled labor.
Also, taxes are supposed to take a fair portion of your income to cover how much of public utilities and services aided in your income. Beyond a point, about 34%, what taxes take is less than what you receive and businesses go where taxes are lower.
Like multi-player dreaming 27 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
Do you want Sword Art Online? 'Cause that's how you get Sword Art Online....
A warmer, kinder Empire 3 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
Face it, we ALL just want to wear the white & black to shoot ewoks. Just give in to the dark side.
The 8 types of people: 22 comments
Weight-loss Transformation Comp 21 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
...are we not even going to talk about how the tattoos got sharper images? That guy turned blurb into beard!
Girls transformed into anime 9 comments
Even darker than black 8 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
There is still time to work out an Adam's Family 2021 (30 years) where Wednesday is head of the household. Maybe thing is obsessed with his fit bit.
Life, the game 29 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
That game is bullshit. Someone came to raid my base so I shot them, other players came and asked me "why?". Availability of guns and hookers is wildly exaggerated and the admins crack down on anyone who forages on another person's declared homestead.
Graphics are ok at best and I desperately want to play as another character, one without a steady job, income, and health; smoker, drinker, ho plinker... gun totin', don't GAF blowin' every day like it's the last.
Graphics are ok at best and I desperately want to play as another character, one without a steady job, income, and health; smoker, drinker, ho plinker... gun totin', don't GAF blowin' every day like it's the last.
all they need is a good topic 8 comments
Bad luck I guess 11 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
I am fully willing to be your dear friend and dive upon that fugly girl on the right so you can chase the ... "female?" of your dreams. I am a loser and that is sort of girl I deserve.
Probably some of the dumbest complaints ever 34 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
As unofficial emmisay to Earth, every time the aliens want to make contact with humanity they have to check with me first. I showed them this, they sighed and said "maybe next year." Then I pointed out 2020 was an election year... next attempt 2022.
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Probably some of the dumbest complaints ever 34 comments
Not clickbait 7 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
(Sigh) the left "eye" of a plug is the common contact. Same as the ground so won't shock you at all. The "right" eye will give you a hard tingle in the U.S. (120 volt) and throw you to the floor in Europe (240 volt).
Leonardo Da Vinci's Original Anatomical Sketches 11 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
DaVinci was also an engineer; it's hard for us to make observations without considering ways to also make ... improvements.
Either way it solve my financial problems... 21 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
Remove the $10 billion and replace it with "give us a list of your 100 worst enemies and we'll spend up to $10B to hunt them to death.. but you get nothing." SPIIIINNNNNNN!
Foster's home for imaginary friends 3 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
This misses a fun opportunity. What if Frankie wanted a place to play with other kids imaginary friends but needed an adult to run it for tax and legal reasons. That means Madame Foster... is the imaginary one.
Downside to being a virgin 17 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
Film legend says virgins are safe from all killers. With social media what it is, there is ZERO chance someone won't be filming a virgin sacrifice, thus virgin is safe.
Imagine If sky whales were real! How majestic it would be? 27 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
All well and good until some idgit goes and tries to "swim" next to it for some spiritual epiphany. "S#!t, I can't FLY!! This was a mistake, this was a mistake, this was a misaaaakkkkkeee, Ground!" Aghhh, hippies raining from the skies.
Hyped For a Meal 11 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
Seeing this I feel as if this enclosure was possibly not designed to the required specifications. Snow leopard: I sleep all day, pose for pictures on rocks, fed regularly and part of mandatory breeding program. Me: I retract my observation.
Mysterious void in space 15 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
Fools, this is the solution when planetary systems are overrun with Cybermen. Don't you remember what was revealed when the Doctor and Clara visited Hedgewick's World of Wonders?
Respect to these heroes 18 comments
inspectora
· 5 years ago
Lol, no. Purely volunteer. I never had problem with anyone who wanted to try to help but... y'know, sometimes you just have to ask people to leave when you catch them responding to the station because of a fire call that hadn't come in yet; and while they're telling you dispatch rang it out, dispatch literally rings it out; with him standing there. First call, only call. How bad is it to be caught at arson because you were too quick to respond to the station. That was ... 2001 maybe, he's back in now... a lieutenant.