
Don't go near marjorama, kids 8 comments
inspectora
· 6 years ago
This. This is why the aliens haven't made contact. Did you hear that? God himself just did a facepalm because of your post. Jews and Muslims are too busy laughing at you to hate one another. A grad student at Caltech just got a grant to research WTF you just said.
Warm water is not see through? 13 comments
inspectora
· 6 years ago
Idgits, theres a plastic ball floatin' in the cold one. Both are transparent.
Shapeshifting powers 1 comments
inspectora
· 6 years ago
If I could shape shift, I'd take one the appearance of all the guys who bullied me in school and do lots of gay porn using their real names. Girls who were leading on just to get free homework and assignment answers get to be in the lesbian humiliation and bondage fetishes. Yes, I have lots of issues; mainly from those people.
Tick Tock 24 comments
inspectora
· 6 years ago
That I'd with zero doubt, the BEST explanation of why death is capable of. Extending life to ease the afterlife of someone whom may by stuck haunting if not given that extension. But life comes from life, to give extra to some means taking from others; so when "if he had just lived 3 minutes longer..." now you understand where that time goes.
The Land of the Free 31 comments
inspectora
· 6 years ago
Dyodeny that people in prison are those whom committed a crime and the justice system produced the evidence for a jury of their peers to find guilty? If yes, then the issue you seem to have with the U.S.A is that too many criminals are caught and convicted.
The poor commit crimes everywhere there are poor, as do the rich. But here the law has resources to investigate and prove crimes to the end result of conviction. Here the rich have resources to hide evidence where the poor do not; but also here, there is technology that assists law enforcement as well as... people.
Other countries accept criminals walking their streets for most crimes; but here, we accept segregation of those whom choose to live the thug life. U.S.A. is expected to be a nation of hard workers, earning a living rather than taking from those who do. THAT is why prisons are numerous and populated. The people don't want to live in fear of what they've worked for, being taken, at the possible cost of their lives.
The poor commit crimes everywhere there are poor, as do the rich. But here the law has resources to investigate and prove crimes to the end result of conviction. Here the rich have resources to hide evidence where the poor do not; but also here, there is technology that assists law enforcement as well as... people.
Other countries accept criminals walking their streets for most crimes; but here, we accept segregation of those whom choose to live the thug life. U.S.A. is expected to be a nation of hard workers, earning a living rather than taking from those who do. THAT is why prisons are numerous and populated. The people don't want to live in fear of what they've worked for, being taken, at the possible cost of their lives.
If only.... 36 comments
inspectora
· 6 years ago
I literally wrote in "none of the above" as my pick for 2016 presidential election.
Women who deserve more appreciation 58 comments
Diciest got the right answer! Congratulations!! 28 comments
inspectora
· 6 years ago
You silly people. "They didn't tell him where the crime scene was so he must be the killer..." right? Incorrect: the spouse is ALWAYS the primary suspect, so they sent a cop car to pick up the husband and drive him to the scene; tow truck brings his car from the house, once there, lead investigator tosses him a knife covered in wife's blood direct from her body, cops draw guns and "arrest the killer with murder weapon in hand before he could dispose of body." Forensics conveniently link "murder weapon" to "stab wounds" and bingo, conviction. Another easy case solved; another psycho taken off the streets by the loving police who just want to search your car for "reasons".
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Edited 6 years ago
Moscow metro stations are magnificent 3 comments
inspectora
· 6 years ago
Because if we make them all look amazing people will think that they are entranced to secret police headquarters and then no graffiti, also.. Jason Bourne movies filmed there. Think about this comrade tovarish, it is what best for "the people".
Not saying relatable but relatable 6 comments
Global warming is a myth 28 comments
inspectora
· 6 years ago
I actually think this is a good plan, all human society will move to the poles and build new, more efficient fully domed cities in the Eastern Russian forests, Alaska, and Northern Canada. We will abandon the tropics due to heat, drought and extreme weather allowing the tropical rain forests to retake much of the equator. Those who do not follow this will get to live the Mad Max / post apocalypse scenario of their choosing and when the next asteroid hits it'll all sort out. Good luck Australia.
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Being totally qualified yet still utterly useless 4 comments
inspectora
· 6 years ago
Frank-dammit! The plans were upside down. The drain is supposed to be the lowest thing. Oh God, please tell me you didn't help with the toilet install...
Some people don't deserve good behaviour 16 comments
inspectora
· 6 years ago
YEAH, everyone know that women NEVER talk to guys named Paul with any intent of forming a relationship. "Hi, my name is Paul." "I have a boyfriend, girlfriend, fiance who is a non-binary lizard person, married to a robot, Ew just go away loser." (Sigh) I've heard some pretty lame ones.
Easter island 7 comments
inspectora
· 6 years ago
Oh freakin' B'jezus, its wearing a thong... AND has a butterfly tattoo at lower back!
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A handy "How to..." guide 75 comments
inspectora
· 6 years ago
If this "protest" was blocking the driveway to a hospital emergency room and the cars were ambulances, would there even be a discussion?
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the good of 2016 35 comments
inspectora
· 6 years ago
Ok, to get hunting tag granted with restrictions: (only with a wooden bow & arrow, only 1 arrow, you must be naked or camouflaged with locally sourced natural materials, life Insurance pays off zero if you die, and while on the hunt, an undisclosed number of people are allowed to hunt YOU at same time with no restrictions. If you bag a tiger like that, then elligable for running in "Badass of year".
Why california ! 14 comments
inspectora
· 6 years ago
Google Earth this "Savoy-Gant Lake, Texas, USA" just to the East of it you will notice "Whichway, Thatway, Thisway, and Anyway Drives." This is just off Lakeway Drive. ... you thought California was stupid alone?
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How big is Texas? 17 comments
inspectora
· 6 years ago
If Texas was transposed onto Europe, El Paso could sit in London, Texarkana in Poznan, Poland, and Brownsville in Venice, Italy.
Karma is the best way to revenge 5 comments
inspectora
· 6 years ago
Why TF are you telling ME this? Do you ever go after the people who hurt me, or is your job more like "stop hitting yourself...."
I didn't know this about Beastlyduck Combingbirch 3 comments
inspectora
· 6 years ago
And now... the equally mysterious connection to the Supernatural fandom..., presented by someone else.
Why didn't this work out 7 comments
inspectora
· 6 years ago
Five Hundred Meters.... so, like 1,640 ft. Not the entire country, not even one kilometer, barely over a quarter mile. That would be something on the order of 20 lamps which would allow you to see animals and pedestrians well in advance of your headlights... replaced with glow stickers which last about a year and then must be replaced.