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When you are high in public 4 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
She's trying to hold that last blunt hit in until the station.
What would you do 70 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
Create an airborne virus that causes temporary infertility from age 0 to 25 (to solve overpopulation) reversible with simple vaccine but only when mixed with MMR vaccine (to solve stupid people population and teen / college pregnancies) . Discover way to exactly recreate petroleum from injecting algae into rock formation for 3 years (means we keep liquid fuel vehicles at net carbon neutral). NY Mets vs Tampa Bay Ray's in 2019 world series. Hacker coalition to steal billions from cartels, triads, and Russian mob.. use it to invest in central America countries to stem immigration.
We will have parks instead of cemeteries 21 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
What if this was the idea of the time 500 years ago and all the wood used to build houses since then were headstones. May it explain some hauntings? Why floor boards creek? That door opening late at night for no reason? When people forget "this is actually a cemetary," they'll say "look at this resource going to waste. Let's cut it down and make paper for books."
Halloween decoration idea 15 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
I would do this for a Tuesday in June.
If there was a guarantee of at least working for 6 months, yes 40 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
Ok, but... the job is to read all... ALL the content on FS and determine if it is appropriate WITHOUT commenting. Could anyone do THAT, consistently, without noping out? 30 weeks, zero comments.
Embers from a wildfire smolder along Lytle Creek Road near Keenbrook, California 1 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
As having seen stuff like this in person, I can confirm it looks like the moon scape with little glowing embers as far as you can see.
Color code for helmets 8 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
Architects do not require a helmet, being their skulls are thick enough to repel and shrapnel or falling object; sacraficing mental capacity of course (says civil engineer of our crafts mortal enemy).
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Congratulations, you played yourself. 81 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
Live by social media, die by social media.
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Don't like to bother people 3 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
At 3 inches long and half that sticking out... barely thought the rib muscles and maybe... maybe 1/4" into the abdominal cavity. Agreed, it's not near his heart.
Copious amounts of alcohol 27 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
No drugs because probably won't work on me: resistant to opioids, irregular heart beat so no crack / cocaine, allergic to hemp (marijuana) and hopps (in all beer), drive 80 mile commute daily so can't do hard liquor, no friends, no hobbies, work ~90 hrs a week, just so down that suffering makes up my bones. I can only move forward if I bring it with me.
LED Street Lamp vs Traditional Street Lamp 16 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
Concept: night is supposed to be dark. The old lights aren't dim and warm tones by design, that's the technology of the day (sodium and mercury plasma). The spacing is for minimal cost of install and operations. That said, blue lights mess with sleep cycle and too much light at night strains eyes. But we're learning. No ideal solution as of yet.
Git gud 2 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
I like how science is going for the nipple twist.
They have been mowing around it for months 3 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
My church has paid the same family $2,500 a month to cut grass whether it needed it or not; last week they cut for first time in 2019... already been paid $10,000 this year. They were the HIGHEST bid where the other two still come to church. Branch falls off a tree, now around it, tree dies... $300 to cut it down, cut it up and haul off $600..., mow before Memorial Day... no... 7 years in a row... grass over a foot tall in several funerals, advertising this for a new catholic priest and lawn care professionals.
Wholesome affair 2 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
HE WAS MARRIED and THEN INVENTED D&D?!?
Don't go near marjorama, kids 8 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
This. This is why the aliens haven't made contact. Did you hear that? God himself just did a facepalm because of your post. Jews and Muslims are too busy laughing at you to hate one another. A grad student at Caltech just got a grant to research WTF you just said.
Warm water is not see through? 13 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
Idgits, theres a plastic ball floatin' in the cold one. Both are transparent.
Shapeshifting powers 1 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
If I could shape shift, I'd take one the appearance of all the guys who bullied me in school and do lots of gay porn using their real names. Girls who were leading on just to get free homework and assignment answers get to be in the lesbian humiliation and bondage fetishes. Yes, I have lots of issues; mainly from those people.
Tick Tock 24 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
That I'd with zero doubt, the BEST explanation of why death is capable of. Extending life to ease the afterlife of someone whom may by stuck haunting if not given that extension. But life comes from life, to give extra to some means taking from others; so when "if he had just lived 3 minutes longer..." now you understand where that time goes.
The Land of the Free 31 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
Dyodeny that people in prison are those whom committed a crime and the justice system produced the evidence for a jury of their peers to find guilty? If yes, then the issue you seem to have with the U.S.A is that too many criminals are caught and convicted.
The poor commit crimes everywhere there are poor, as do the rich. But here the law has resources to investigate and prove crimes to the end result of conviction. Here the rich have resources to hide evidence where the poor do not; but also here, there is technology that assists law enforcement as well as... people.
Other countries accept criminals walking their streets for most crimes; but here, we accept segregation of those whom choose to live the thug life. U.S.A. is expected to be a nation of hard workers, earning a living rather than taking from those who do. THAT is why prisons are numerous and populated. The people don't want to live in fear of what they've worked for, being taken, at the possible cost of their lives.
If only.... 36 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
I literally wrote in "none of the above" as my pick for 2016 presidential election.
Women who deserve more appreciation 58 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
Because she was Kaiser Soze.
Diciest got the right answer! Congratulations!! 28 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
You silly people. "They didn't tell him where the crime scene was so he must be the killer..." right? Incorrect: the spouse is ALWAYS the primary suspect, so they sent a cop car to pick up the husband and drive him to the scene; tow truck brings his car from the house, once there, lead investigator tosses him a knife covered in wife's blood direct from her body, cops draw guns and "arrest the killer with murder weapon in hand before he could dispose of body." Forensics conveniently link "murder weapon" to "stab wounds" and bingo, conviction. Another easy case solved; another psycho taken off the streets by the loving police who just want to search your car for "reasons".
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Moscow metro stations are magnificent 3 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
Because if we make them all look amazing people will think that they are entranced to secret police headquarters and then no graffiti, also.. Jason Bourne movies filmed there. Think about this comrade tovarish, it is what best for "the people".
Not saying relatable but relatable 6 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
False. No one is highly respected in the meme community.