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Burn the books! 6 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Imagine believing in the power of books so much that you fear the magic within them, only to drive kids to go buy their own copies & practice wizardry & witchcraft in secret.
"Did you hear? The principal got arrested for getting a student pregnant." "Yeah, 'expecto-patronum' baby. I did that. Bitch won't snub me no more."
Someone hurry up and invent this 14 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Do you mean Sword Art Online? 'Cause that's how you get Sword Art Online. Please give me SAO!
Improvise adapt overcome 6 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Average cost to public per mile: personal car- $1, 18 wheeler truck hauling goods-$18, bus-$5 to $11 million, light rail-$100 million. That is cost to build, purchase right of way, operating costs and maintenance not only of the transport unit but the road / rail as well. Oh... and that is DOLLARS PER MILE PER YEAR, EVERY YEAR. Ask a transportation engineer who doesn work for the company offering to design / build the rail project. Also note, all those people are crammed into ONE rail car; I breaks down... they ALL walk to work.
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Why the internet dies in the year 3001 3 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
This implies that the culmination of man's success occurred during the timeframes of Futurama.
Russian riot police 2 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Fuvk the polleeeeee... um, excuse me officer, may one inquire as to your disposition in relationship? Single, dating... oh, you just arrested your nowEX in this very riot. Shocking, are you ok emotionally, would you like to talk, this whole situation has me very confused also. Maybe you could explain your views on... (Turs to rioter "HEY, what are you rooting for?")
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Captain name ?? 7 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Um..Captain Esmeralda? ... I don't know how to play this game and at this point I'm afraid to ask.
You know you're an adult when you realise how vital magnetic screwdrivers are 1 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Know you're an adult when feel the pang of Knowing how stainless steel screws react to magnetic screwdrivers
Sophie turner as morticia addams 13 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Um... yeah ok. I'm mean YEAH, OHHHKAYYY!
Make love not war 5 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
I tell you what, some guy starts going down on a girl during a riot, NOONE is going to be paying attention to anything else. Cops & protesters huddle together and quietly chant "go, go, go..." IF she climaxes, all laws have to change.
Wish me luck guys, I know its not the most expensive ring but hopefully she will like it 13 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Before showing her, tell her you remembered your anniversary. When asked "anniversary of what?" - "... depends on your answer..."
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I stacked them sorry 4 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Bud-weiz-er... oh c'mon. We all knew someone was going to do it.
Alhamdulillah kurwa! 4 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
WTF POLAND? c'mon...
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Save yourselves, the planet will be fine 5 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
But... essential oils...
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Future is now old man 7 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Futurama predicts smell-o-vision and people addicted to cooking shows are freezing themselves in carbonite to survive long enough to experience it in glorious 825,000k television
We all remember these 5 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
October of 1997, I was starting college, WISHING I could still haves this for lunch.
No matter how much I sleep I'm always still exhausted 9 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Shut up Randall!
Give that man a medal 19 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
One trooper I knew in my home town did the investigation of his cousin hitting a pedestrian which led to her death after 6 days in hospital. He declared the sun was in drivers eyes this no fault... even though the sun hadn't risen yet at time of incident. That trooper is now a Texas Ranger.
This is no proof mine, I have 2 dash cams and a written script of what to do if I ever get pulled over; approved by the local district attorney and the sherriff. They know about it too, and say "what can you do?" Cops in my county dont even bust drug dealers because they have legit businesses and pay taxes and generally dont cause trouble; neither their customers. Reporting things isn't how things are done around here. You can bitch about it, but quietly.
Give that man a medal 19 comments
inspectora · 4 years ago
Sounds like your experience is limited to your friends. My saying is "trust the professional, not the profession." Plenty of "cops" in law enforcement, "police officers" too. "Cops" might have 2 body cams and switch between traffic stops, any problem... ticket is "lost" and the cam shows only the stops before and after... back to back.
"Cops" may only stop traffic on the long stretches of road far from town, where people want to only get home before supper is cold... and no witnesses.
It's good you know trustworthy police officers, but dont say all are good, or above what this one has done; because he wears a badge too.
Give that man a medal 19 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
Ha ha ha, who is going to call them on it? This going on years now. Hell, if someone refuses the trooper to search, he declares "probable cause" and has a second trooper come take the passengers aside while he searches. "Sued"... LOL dude.
Give that man a medal 19 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
@interesting oh, we have one DPS officer in our area who searches literally EVERY car he stops.
I personally used to ride the inside lane of my divided 4 lane highway because of all the trucks blowing the stop signs on the side roads. Lost count how many I would have T-boned if I was outside lane. Now, I just drive 10 under in outside lane or follow an 18 wheeler.
Give that man a medal 19 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
About 5 years ago when Texas came up with "Left lane for passing only", FHWA sent out a memo stating that states "shall not, in any way, dictate the lane preference of standard passenger vehicles except in cases of safety, mobility (the old 'slower traffic keep right') or as directed by law enforcement." They get around it by saying "safety, safety, safety." I had a project where a roadway speed was being reduced and the "left lane passing only" signs were to be removed; but remain b/c DPS requested them. Apparently these sigs give just cause to pull people over and search their cars. So technically, not illegal, just advised against in federal eyes; my bad for misspeaking.
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Give that man a medal 19 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
Sure forcing all the slower traffic into one lane rather than distributing it amongst ALL the lanes allows some people to drive 25 over the speed limit much safer, and the extra traffic loading in that outside lane shortens its lifespan by more than half (consider full rehab of one mile of one single lane is $1Million), AND that federal traffic laws say it is illegal to dictate right of way on the roads by freedom of choice... thus why you no longer see "slower traffic keep right"; but has anyone considered just putting a minimum speed limit .. asks the 4 traffic & highway engineers from TXDOT?
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So apparently this is legit 9 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
I love that he's got a beer belly and farmer's tan.
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Who laughs last 5 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
Yeah, but imagine crime rate would be controlled if Raptors and Rex's were running around streets all night. TP my house, I'll spray you with BBQ sauce and let you run home.
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Woman playing pinball (1978) 8 comments
inspectora · 5 years ago
... and the normies keep asking "what would you do with a time machine if you had one anyway?" ... pinball, exactly pinball.
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