No, you know, I ain't even mad... that's genius.

(On piano) Buemiti buum, boom boom boom, boom boom boom.... boom boom - boom - boom boom.

That's some thug life right there.

Um... needs more cowbell.

Prrreeeesssssshhhhhuuuuussssss, gives it nasty hobbits.

Its treason then...

Literally laughed out loud. Yes! This! Charles Darwin would be proud.

12 more years and you'll be immortal like me.

First one to cum does dishes for a week.

Imagine believing in the power of books so much that you fear the magic within them, only to drive kids to go buy their own copies & practice wizardry & witchcraft in secret.
"Did you hear? The principal got arrested for getting a student pregnant." "Yeah, 'expecto-patronum' baby. I did that. Bitch won't snub me no more."

Do you mean Sword Art Online? 'Cause that's how you get Sword Art Online. Please give me SAO!

Average cost to public per mile: personal car- $1, 18 wheeler truck hauling goods-$18, bus-$5 to $11 million, light rail-$100 million. That is cost to build, purchase right of way, operating costs and maintenance not only of the transport unit but the road / rail as well. Oh... and that is DOLLARS PER MILE PER YEAR, EVERY YEAR. Ask a transportation engineer who doesn work for the company offering to design / build the rail project. Also note, all those people are crammed into ONE rail car; I breaks down... they ALL walk to work.

This implies that the culmination of man's success occurred during the timeframes of Futurama.

Fuvk the polleeeeee... um, excuse me officer, may one inquire as to your disposition in relationship? Single, dating... oh, you just arrested your nowEX in this very riot. Shocking, are you ok emotionally, would you like to talk, this whole situation has me very confused also. Maybe you could explain your views on... (Turs to rioter "HEY, what are you rooting for?")

Um..Captain Esmeralda? ... I don't know how to play this game and at this point I'm afraid to ask.

Know you're an adult when feel the pang of Knowing how stainless steel screws react to magnetic screwdrivers

Um... yeah ok. I'm mean YEAH, OHHHKAYYY!

I tell you what, some guy starts going down on a girl during a riot, NOONE is going to be paying attention to anything else. Cops & protesters huddle together and quietly chant "go, go, go..." IF she climaxes, all laws have to change.

Before showing her, tell her you remembered your anniversary. When asked "anniversary of what?" - "... depends on your answer..."

Bud-weiz-er... oh c'mon. We all knew someone was going to do it.

WTF POLAND? c'mon...

But... essential oils...

Futurama predicts smell-o-vision and people addicted to cooking shows are freezing themselves in carbonite to survive long enough to experience it in glorious 825,000k television

October of 1997, I was starting college, WISHING I could still haves this for lunch.