This is how Star Trek happens. Cheap space travel, access to limitless resources makes money obsolete, gold now used for I.D. badges & computers. Science & knowledge are the only currencies. Oh, and new, original content memes.

Out of the way stick boy! I have a 20.5" neck and am desperately seeking physical contact. Worth the risk.

While inspector for TXDOT, I wrote a spreadsheet that calculated a value for spacer thickness on bridge beams. Gave it to the project contractor. Heard from him about 3 years later, just used it on latest bridge, saved 16 days on 29 span structure @ $ 60,000 per day. Yeet.

I am full time employed, dont hunt or fish, no sports affiliation, handyman everything, and ready to be your disappointment. Fingers are super strong from practicing "massage".

Based on past experience, also need to wipe off good. Else when hood heats up, what's on it will fly onto your clean windshield and freeze to it instantly.

Your ability to eat chili dogs and mayonnaise does not affect my health. Your kids bringing zombie virus to school for show and tell does.

That's using you ass!

Today?

"REDHEADS..."

No, you know, I ain't even mad... that's genius.

(On piano) Buemiti buum, boom boom boom, boom boom boom.... boom boom - boom - boom boom.

That's some thug life right there.

Um... needs more cowbell.

Prrreeeesssssshhhhhuuuuussssss, gives it nasty hobbits.

Its treason then...

Literally laughed out loud. Yes! This! Charles Darwin would be proud.

12 more years and you'll be immortal like me.

First one to cum does dishes for a week.

Imagine believing in the power of books so much that you fear the magic within them, only to drive kids to go buy their own copies & practice wizardry & witchcraft in secret.
"Did you hear? The principal got arrested for getting a student pregnant." "Yeah, 'expecto-patronum' baby. I did that. Bitch won't snub me no more."

Do you mean Sword Art Online? 'Cause that's how you get Sword Art Online. Please give me SAO!

Average cost to public per mile: personal car- $1, 18 wheeler truck hauling goods-$18, bus-$5 to $11 million, light rail-$100 million. That is cost to build, purchase right of way, operating costs and maintenance not only of the transport unit but the road / rail as well. Oh... and that is DOLLARS PER MILE PER YEAR, EVERY YEAR. Ask a transportation engineer who doesn work for the company offering to design / build the rail project. Also note, all those people are crammed into ONE rail car; I breaks down... they ALL walk to work.

This implies that the culmination of man's success occurred during the timeframes of Futurama.

Fuvk the polleeeeee... um, excuse me officer, may one inquire as to your disposition in relationship? Single, dating... oh, you just arrested your nowEX in this very riot. Shocking, are you ok emotionally, would you like to talk, this whole situation has me very confused also. Maybe you could explain your views on... (Turs to rioter "HEY, what are you rooting for?")