This teacher gives me anxiety 8 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Luis ordered a 6" personal pan pizza, and Marty ordered a large, deep dish supreme. Marty is a beast, Luis is watching their figure.
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Hiring can be hard - a guide 18 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
After 25 months job hunting after my masters degree, I was literally researching how to "accidentally" safely amputate a foot so I (as a caucasian, heterosexual, non-military, native born American, with no ties to the industry) could literally get a foot in the door as a handicapped individual.
I failed to get a job at a firm where a guy I went to school with works as a project manager. He got arrested the night before our mid term project presentation (for project management) for public intoxication and urinating on a cop. His uncle owns the firm.
Good on anyone who takes a chance on someone for a hire, remember though: "trust but verify; and if they ever screw you, forgive but never forget their name.
I failed to get a job at a firm where a guy I went to school with works as a project manager. He got arrested the night before our mid term project presentation (for project management) for public intoxication and urinating on a cop. His uncle owns the firm.
Good on anyone who takes a chance on someone for a hire, remember though: "trust but verify; and if they ever screw you, forgive but never forget their name.
Let's make some money 10 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
This is how Star Trek happens. Cheap space travel, access to limitless resources makes money obsolete, gold now used for I.D. badges & computers. Science & knowledge are the only currencies. Oh, and new, original content memes.
What is the downside? 11 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Out of the way stick boy! I have a 20.5" neck and am desperately seeking physical contact. Worth the risk.
Asking for a friend 5 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
While inspector for TXDOT, I wrote a spreadsheet that calculated a value for spacer thickness on bridge beams. Gave it to the project contractor. Heard from him about 3 years later, just used it on latest bridge, saved 16 days on 29 span structure @ $ 60,000 per day. Yeet.
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It's time bros! 4 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
I am full time employed, dont hunt or fish, no sports affiliation, handyman everything, and ready to be your disappointment. Fingers are super strong from practicing "massage".
Icescreen Magnetic Car Windshield Ice & Snow Cover 5 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Based on past experience, also need to wipe off good. Else when hood heats up, what's on it will fly onto your clean windshield and freeze to it instantly.
No surprise then that he's also a Flat-Earther. 44 comments
No surprise then that he's also a Flat-Earther. 44 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Your ability to eat chili dogs and mayonnaise does not affect my health. Your kids bringing zombie virus to school for show and tell does.
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Will never look back 7 comments
How awesome is that feeling? 16 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
(On piano) Buemiti buum, boom boom boom, boom boom boom.... boom boom - boom - boom boom.
I'm this old 3 comments
The next great augmented reality game 2 comments
Burn the books! 6 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Imagine believing in the power of books so much that you fear the magic within them, only to drive kids to go buy their own copies & practice wizardry & witchcraft in secret.
"Did you hear? The principal got arrested for getting a student pregnant." "Yeah, 'expecto-patronum' baby. I did that. Bitch won't snub me no more."
"Did you hear? The principal got arrested for getting a student pregnant." "Yeah, 'expecto-patronum' baby. I did that. Bitch won't snub me no more."
Someone hurry up and invent this 14 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Do you mean Sword Art Online? 'Cause that's how you get Sword Art Online. Please give me SAO!