Well, you know... Aggies, so.... I mean did you SEE what LSU did tonight? Still, any reason to tear up Northgate. All of TAMU will welcome home valiant team for the effort. ... and then drink.

Relieved to see Mexico still unaffected.

Luis ordered a 6" personal pan pizza, and Marty ordered a large, deep dish supreme. Marty is a beast, Luis is watching their figure.

GIANT METEOR!

After 25 months job hunting after my masters degree, I was literally researching how to "accidentally" safely amputate a foot so I (as a caucasian, heterosexual, non-military, native born American, with no ties to the industry) could literally get a foot in the door as a handicapped individual.
I failed to get a job at a firm where a guy I went to school with works as a project manager. He got arrested the night before our mid term project presentation (for project management) for public intoxication and urinating on a cop. His uncle owns the firm.
Good on anyone who takes a chance on someone for a hire, remember though: "trust but verify; and if they ever screw you, forgive but never forget their name.

This is how Star Trek happens. Cheap space travel, access to limitless resources makes money obsolete, gold now used for I.D. badges & computers. Science & knowledge are the only currencies. Oh, and new, original content memes.

Out of the way stick boy! I have a 20.5" neck and am desperately seeking physical contact. Worth the risk.

While inspector for TXDOT, I wrote a spreadsheet that calculated a value for spacer thickness on bridge beams. Gave it to the project contractor. Heard from him about 3 years later, just used it on latest bridge, saved 16 days on 29 span structure @ $ 60,000 per day. Yeet.

I am full time employed, dont hunt or fish, no sports affiliation, handyman everything, and ready to be your disappointment. Fingers are super strong from practicing "massage".

Based on past experience, also need to wipe off good. Else when hood heats up, what's on it will fly onto your clean windshield and freeze to it instantly.

Your ability to eat chili dogs and mayonnaise does not affect my health. Your kids bringing zombie virus to school for show and tell does.

That's using you ass!

Today?

"REDHEADS..."

No, you know, I ain't even mad... that's genius.

(On piano) Buemiti buum, boom boom boom, boom boom boom.... boom boom - boom - boom boom.

That's some thug life right there.

Um... needs more cowbell.

Prrreeeesssssshhhhhuuuuussssss, gives it nasty hobbits.

Its treason then...

Literally laughed out loud. Yes! This! Charles Darwin would be proud.

12 more years and you'll be immortal like me.

First one to cum does dishes for a week.