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explain 13 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Next week: haunting at the nudist colony
explain 13 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Velma argues "the boys like you more because you dress like a slut, if I wore that outfit and you wore my sweater, Freddy would be drooling on my thigh in under 3 minutes."
Daphne replies "Challenge accepted. Loser has to dress like the winner for a month."
Daphne replies "Challenge accepted. Loser has to dress like the winner for a month."
Also 95,6% of all deaths have been in China. Thought this might be interesting. 14 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Hhhm, born before 1970 have highest risk of death, govt discourages gathering in public, super Tuesday... damned millennials. (Is what people will think but actually is Gen-Xers who hate both old and young).
Vladimir Putin after being elected for his 485783413 term 7 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
I bid the Savage, do not challenge the Putin. He is foretold as you undoing.
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Tell us yours 15 comments
I guess they only teach it to jedi masters 5 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Mmm, don't think so. Jedi Master Yaddle was one of very few who could do it. I.e., you had to be very strong with the force. Most force users rather see future or use lightsabers. Also, Yaddle didn't sacrafice life force to heal. THAT is exclusive to Ep 9. (Sigh) I was writing a fan fiction for 2 years. Featured a giant snake, festival, force healing, off brand lightsaber colors... set between Ep 4 &5. Yaddle was force ghost... main characters were... Palpatine's son abandoned to start life as a slave (but he's older than Anakin) and another of the royal handmaidens of Naboo. Guess garbage now. Disposition of the last gen 2 & 3 clones never to be resolved in canon story.
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Tell us yours 15 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Know 4 more engineers and 7 more employees who plan relocating or retiring in next 12 months.
Tell us yours 15 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
District engineer announced on Monday safety call that he will "not be paying the salary of anyone bot following safety policy of wearing safety glasses 100% 9f time while on road." (TXDOT) Last year he threatened me with termination because I folded my hands wrong for stretch & flex. In Last 5 years, 78 employees including 50% of total engineers in district have quit, been fired, forced to retire or retired early by buying vacation time.
Words 1 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Yes, but that angel is Lucifer and the only reason I'm good is because I'm sneaking him back into the upstairs. He's gonna come down the stairs and be like (yawn) dang dad, I've been asleep 5,000 years what I miss.
I might have missed some, But damn slow down 6 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Lol, I have the keys to the weather dominator and suggest you plan on Sept 24-26 being "hurricane-ish" on the Gulf Coast.
Angel of Death 24 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
So why not have the people who went to college for free just make your insulin for free. Not like they have debt to pay back. All free college grads should contribute their work to those who paid for it... you know, socialistically. Free college but 70% your income pays for the next social program. Ooooh, I like that idea. Kinda like the vote for wars you will personally fight in.
Cast lots for world peace 21 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Ah but, only people who are willing to go to war are allowed to hold public office, vote on laws and public spending, receive benefits from govt, and the whole rest of Starship Troopers' full citizenship. No serve, many fewer rights. I think it sounds great, truthfully. I wanted combat infantry, but marines, army, navy, air force, (fvck) even the coast guard turned me away. Born with genetic defect and need glasses. Best they could offer was state side administrative positions. With that ammendment, I could have at least seen a chance at combat.
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Have to agree with Niks in this one 6 comments
Bro, what? 5 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
1 mile = 5280 feet, 1 kilometer ~ 3280 feet. I know what you're all going to say, "But how many smoot is each?"
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The nose gets a pass this time ur an avenger now australian firefighter 4 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
Stuff it porn hub bait! If even one of you was a billionaire industrialist you could have paid for our safety gear, additional personnel, recovery cost, and the lot. If one of you was a half good detective or reporter, you might have gotten the PM to stop ducking about and LET US DO OUR JOBS to prevent this whole shite mess. The ladies are excused as our wives & GFs would beat us merciless if we said you didn't carry your weight; BUT THE REST YOU SLAGS FVCK OFF! We ain'ta parta YOUR club, you're in ours. And that makes YOU the rookies, now go roll the hose blue boy!
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Scientists have found deveral funghi at Chernobyl that sustain themselves using 9 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
In Texas, Robertson County is referred to as "booger" county mainly because of the "Booger County Suicide". A USDA inspector in the 70s was investigating the mob paying farmers to declare crop failure and then selling harvest to Egypt which was under bad drought.
Guy had enough carbon monoxide in his blood to render unconscious 3x over, but that wasn't enough so he walked into the house, locked all doors from inside and shot himself... in the back... through the heart... 5 time... ... with a bolt action 22 rifle. Dude was committed.
Sherriff office reclassified as unsolved homicide in 90s. So... theres that.
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Guy had enough carbon monoxide in his blood to render unconscious 3x over, but that wasn't enough so he walked into the house, locked all doors from inside and shot himself... in the back... through the heart... 5 time... ... with a bolt action 22 rifle. Dude was committed.
Sherriff office reclassified as unsolved homicide in 90s. So... theres that.
It project manager 57 comments
Give me your best 78 comments
inspectora
· 4 years ago
The ability to cause the person you look directly at to speak only the absolute truth and be compelled to answer all questions asked of the honesty. (Fast way to get Clintoned)